This forum stinks... I mean it smells

[Iwillcutyou]

I happen to know some pimply-faced teenage gamers. I can tell you that they smell. Bad. My guess is that they are likely to be representative of most of the members of this forum.

As a general rule of thumb it is a good idea for grungy teenage cellar dwellers to shower preferably a few times a week or even every day, or in some extreme cases (my kids) at least once a month.

I'm guessing that you game-obsessed teenagers are all the same. I'm guessing this because I can smell you all collectively when I log into this forum. Isn't the internet great?

So, as a suggestion: think soap. Not just frag. Oh, I almost forgot, stop eating beans. And cabbage. What's that Alex? No we don't have any more Doritos. Thank God.

Remember, I'm watching (I mean smelling) you.

[Alex]

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Did anyone else find this incredibly hilarious?

[knife in a box]

Wow...just....wow

Real mature

[Alex]

LOL.

"Rreal mature"? Yeah, well this guy obviously has an identity crisis XD

But Knife, I think I see you post less mature posts ALL THE TIME. Lol, this is nothing

[knife in a box]

True true

[Superevil225]

I do not stink! :O I just took a shower and I have lovely smelling perfume. LOL


Real mature.... lol

[Alex]

Lol. I believe he is referring to the men in this case XD

[Leonhardt]

And I always smell of Irish Spring and Fresh Morning dew.

I freaking sleep in the stuff.

Also a hint of Hickory and molten metal

[Superevil225]

Sounds sexy! LOL

[knife in a box]

Sounds like it smells! Good!

[Alex]

Note to self: Be sure to smother yourself in dew every morning...

Lol XD

[Superevil225]

Sorry Alex... It's gunna take more than that to get girls even remotely interested. you need 2 more things: 1) A dog and 2) A "Y" Chromosome. LOL jk

[Alex]

Damn >.>

What if I have a kick-ass katana that I might have stolen from leon?

[knife in a box]

So Alex only makes girls xD

[Alex]

Knife, you are now on my "to kill" list.

The list comprises of:

Knife in a box

Sleep with your eye4s open friend............... lol XD

[knife in a box]

You can't kill or ban Jizzy!!

[Alex]

Really now?

Don't make me use my banhammer......

[knife in a box]

No...more...Jizzy...?? *sniffle*

[Alex]

Jizzy is dead as far as you're concerned

[knife in a box]

Jumps into my pimpmobile and drives off "CJ What the fuck are you doing!?" (GTA: San Andreas FTW!)

[Iwillcutyou]

Whoa.....the smell-o-meter is way off the chart. There's enough phermone in the air to choke a dung beetle.

[Leonhardt]

Idiot.
Pheromones are the hormones that animals give off when they're horny. For Sex.

[knife in a box]

Whoa.....the smell-o-meter is way off the chart. There's enough phermone in the air to choke a dung beetle.

fail

[Iwillcutyou]

Cretins. I know what phermones are.

[Alex]

I lul'd at that.

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