Guts by Chuck Palahniuk. Not for butthurt fags, seriously.

Guise, you're making my completely fucked up thread about masturbation accidents even more fucked up by talking about ghey pr0nz. For shame.

knife in a box wrote:

Peanutbutters wrote:

knife in a box wrote:You should hear him on live!

ARE YOU TALKING BOUT MEH!

No Alex

You SHOULD hear me on Live!

When I'm on there, I'm a totally different person (I take pride in my ability to annoy)

I convinced some 10-year-old boy that I was a little girl and that my giny tickled when I watched the Jona Brothers XD

It was probably the most fun online experience I've ever had XD

If you need to know, I can impersonate the following things relatively well:

Radio announcer (if I try hard enough and know what the f*&% I'm talking about)
Herbert the Pervert (sounds better in real life, sounds more like Mr. Hanky on Live)
Little girl/boy (NOT that hard. I can crack my voice at will!)

I actually convinced some 12 year old I was the voice actor for Mr. Hanky. He wanted me to sing Christmas carols with him XD

God, Live is so much fun

Peanutbutters wrote:NO! I'M GONE! *Hides in closet*

We all know you've been in the closet for a while now. XD

Superevil225 wrote:

Peanutbutters wrote:NO! I'M GONE! *Hides in closet*

We all know you've been in the closet for a while now. XD

Someone call an ambulance, Butters just got burned!

Weeeeooooo weeeeooooo! The burn ambulance is here. Who's the looser that nobody likes? LOL jk

Hey! There's no need to tell everybody my secrets Super! lol jkjk