Guts by Chuck Palahniuk. Not for butthurt fags, seriously.

This is a short story written by Chuck Palahniuk. It is probably the most screwed up story on the Internets and people have literally passed out from his readings of this story.

If you have a weak stomach or a sensitive to serious shit, then do not read the story. I am not being held responsible for whatever you do, or happens to you after reading this story.

I am completely serious, if you doubt the sincerity of my warning then read what wikipedia has to say about it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haunted_%28novel%29#.22Guts.22

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

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Sounds so wrong....time to read it

I don't think I'll ever have "fun" again........

Lulz

Pun

Wow, you're pretty sick Japsa...

I ordered the full book not long ago and it arrived yesterday. The book is called Haunted. I can't wait to force people to read the short story "Guts" written by Saint Gut-free the patron saint of masturbation.

I was reading this, and then I thought to myself, "Ehh, this ain't that bad. I could live with that."

Chewing off your own large intestine?

japsa wrote:Chewing off your own large intestine?

Happy fun time!

I thought fun time for you was fistin' your mister...guess I was wrong. XD

japsa wrote:Chewing off your own large intestine?

.......... I will never click on that link now...... scared off Japsa for life now....lol

Man I ruined the story for you. It's a really incredible short. I'm currently reading the full book it is from, it's damn incredible. It's about 17 different writers who all go by nicknames based on the story they tell.

"Guts" a short story by Saint Gut-free the patron saint of masturbation

I'm going to go and read a chapter or two now actually.

The Joker wrote:I thought fun time for you was fistin' your mister...guess I was wrong. XD

Happy fun time is happy fun time.

Wow................. My side hurts. I might throw up.

wat does masturbate mean

In about 10 years, you will learn.

im a big girl tho! mumy said so!

Not big enough I'm afraid.

r u big enuf?

Yes I am.

mrs. Lyndsey said i was not god at math but i think tat it wil be 8 yrs til im tat old

..........Must....resist!

must resist wat?