Writer's Block? Sick And TIred of a Character?

Hey everyone! If you've got a writers block and need to kill a character, here are the most ridiculous ways of killing Mr.Tiddleywinks (or the character in question)! (IMO IMO!!!)

1. Freak cape accident
2. Freak trombone accident
3. Death by rug
4. Death by penguins
5. Death by Coke bottle
6. Ears literally pop when flying to (Insert city name)
7. Radiation from a microwave
8. Choking on a fish. Bonus points if it’s alive.
9. While cleaning the gutters they fall off the latter
10. Playing so many video games their head literally blows up
11. Spontaneous combustion
12. Death by root beer
13. Land shark attack
14. AXE deodorant overdose
15. Serious case of Pnumonoultramicroscopicsilcovolcanoconiosis
16. Zombie cats
17. Ninja turtle attack
18. Death by inflated balloons
19. Death by High School Musical songs
20. Watching Twilight

More will be posted.... If people read this.

Death by blanket

FREAKING SHARKS WITH FREAKING LAZER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR FREAKING HEADS

raped by an alien with a 5 foot long penis which injects a neurotoxin into the brain...

Maybe he/she, watches Twilight and then disembowels themselves with a potato-masher?

Wonderful Wert.... just ewww


Some more by me!

• Death by omelet
• Listening to what Japsa has to say (jk!)
• Sucked into a jet turbine
• Attacked by ferrets
• T-Rex attack
• Death by Slap-Chop
• Death by ShamWOW
• Attack of the killer snuggies
• Stiletto to the nut sack
• Loss of limb… yes that one
• Choking on a lamp
• Eaten by Barney the Dinosaur
• Run over by Santa Sleigh
• Death by diaper
• Dividing by 0
• Schrödinger’s cat
• Flash photography in a museum
• Defying gravity
• Trapped in the boy’s locker room
• Flesh eating sea sponges

Superevil225 wrote:
• Listening to what Japsa has to say (jk!)

That wouldn't kill them, it would turn them into a very, very wise and spelling capable person!

Death by eating rotton peanut...

japsa wrote:Maybe he/she, watches Twilight and then disembowels themselves with a potato-masher?

Twilight alone will kill you.

Twilight = Cancer

Twilight = Swine...

Twilight = swine flu.

Not as big as people make it out to be, but deadly, contagous, mentally and physically pain full.

Hi Super. Haven't heard from you in a while.

Trying to make your bed while your in it.
Be a lamp

Licking those tissues with the blue disinfecting dots. They are sour and hurt if you put them on cuts on your nose.
Death by vacume.
Death by overwriting (my teacher is killing me!!!).
Killed by Larry (from the Sit 'N Sleep commercials).
Death by cafeteria food from my school (that is why a Kaiser Permanente hospital is across the street from the cafeteria!).
Trying to completely understand the Yellow Submarine movie.

Superevil225 wrote:Twilight = swine flu.

Not as big as people make it out to be, but deadly, contagous, mentally and physically pain full.

Twilight = Raped by Obama

Superevil225 wrote:Wonderful Wert.... just ewww


Some more by me!

• Death by omelet
• Listening to what Japsa has to say (jk!)
• Sucked into a jet turbine
• Attacked by ferrets
• T-Rex attack
• Death by Slap-Chop
• Death by ShamWOW
• Attack of the killer snuggies
• Stiletto to the nut sack
• Loss of limb… yes that one
• Choking on a lamp
• Eaten by Barney the Dinosaur
• Run over by Santa Sleigh
• Death by diaper
• Dividing by 0
• Schrödinger’s cat
• Flash photography in a museum
• Defying gravity
• Trapped in the boy’s locker room
• Flesh eating sea sponges

That was totally fucked up! Never say that about a man's Dick!

Peanutbutters wrote:

Superevil225 wrote:Wonderful Wert.... just ewww


Some more by me!

• Death by omelet
• Listening to what Japsa has to say (jk!)
• Sucked into a jet turbine
• Attacked by ferrets
• T-Rex attack
• Death by Slap-Chop
• Death by ShamWOW
• Attack of the killer snuggies
• Stiletto to the nut sack
• Loss of limb… yes that one
• Choking on a lamp
• Eaten by Barney the Dinosaur
• Run over by Santa Sleigh
• Death by diaper
• Dividing by 0
• Schrödinger’s cat
• Flash photography in a museum
• Defying gravity
• Trapped in the boy’s locker room
• Flesh eating sea sponges

That was totally fucked up! Never say that about a man's Dick!

Have u never seen scary movie 4?

*Flashes back* DR PHIL!!!!!!!!!!!! *Sob**Sob*

DR.Phil sucks! lol... my mom watches it all the time.

No... The part where the guy takes like 50 viagra and falls out the window, landing on his dick... That is technically a "Loss of limb... yes that one!" moment

Cool now we're talking about penises in both active topics, YAY!

Oh.......... I forgot about that part

But Dr. Phil is better than Oprah!

Something disturbed me...... Now I feel... Disturbed.

Death by overdisturbuation?

LOL! My brother annimated the tripod in Scary Movie 4. He came over with his son today (that is why I am busy, Lemon).

Sajextryus wrote:LOL! My brother annimated the tripod in Scary Movie 4. He came over with his son today (that is why I am busy, Lemon).

Which part? The part when it's an iPod, or the actual TriPod mode?