Being Sick... It Sucks...

I am so bored right now. Wanna know why? Well I'll tell you because I've go nothing better to do. Today at school I felt dizzy. Not like when you stand up to fast but like when you ARE going to FAINT. It sucked. Suddenly I go really cold but the classroom was boiling hot (So said others). I eventually called home and now I am here.

Being sick sucks... I am now sitting here... bored/sleepy out of my mind... with a warm cup of NeoCriterion.

I hope I don't have swine... I'm not paranoid or anything, I have a good reason for thinking I might have H1N1. Some of my friends got it and so I might get it... I hope not.

Who here is sick? Who here hates being sick?

I don't mind being sick. After a short nap I feel much better.

Being UBER Sick - thats a nother thing!
UBER Sick is the name I gave to my illness where I'm sick, but have terrible sulfur burps! It is agony! I have a terrible sence of smell yet I couldn't even bear to smell it!
I would not wish it upon my greatest enemy!

I hope you get better, Super! Perhaps I could make you an Anime-Klungo?

SWINE FLU *ominous church bell*
Lol its not h1n1. Even if it is, it would be nothing. I went to a pediatric pulmonary doctor, and a bunch of little kids with asthma came in with what they thought was a small cold, and it turned out to be swine. Even the most at-risk for DIEING from it show to be effected very little. Very very very very few people have died from it, and almost as few have had it worse than a normal flu. Its all just exaggerated by the media, and is really no threat. The only real threat to humans are themselves.

That and Iraqi Nukes.

'Cause you know, they exist.

Lol. We're more likely to nuke ourselves because we think that we're being attacked by zombies.The only thing that Iraq has, is oil.

Edit: Oops, lets not be political...

Yeah I saw you looking rather pale, I hope you get better soon

I think I might have caught something too, although so far it's nothing serious enough to be absent from school. I'm kind of dizzy, nauseous, and I have a stomach ache but I can't really compare that to feeling like you are about to faint

Well, I really hope you get well soon.

Oh, and in case you're wondering how I'm posting so early in the day I'm in the computer lab at recess.

Good luck let's hope it isn't swine flu.

All forums are blocked by my school for "online community". My homepage for halbatross was blocked for "games" when I had it. There should be no way that they could figure that out...It was scary. And a site for Leonardo Da Vinci was blocked for porn once lol.

XD

Wow. I'm lucky, my school trusts us.

Even though they shouldn't >.>

Once I had this terrible Upper Respiratory infection.
Cut off the circulation to my Lungs, I stopped breathing.
And I died. For 2 Minutes.

This was the second time in my life that I could be legally called Dead. I was revived both times. The first time was when it was christmas at my grandmother's house, back before I knew I had asthma (Which I don't anymore), and she had a fire going in her fireplace. Apparently there was mold or something in there, which made me begin barfing up my own heart. I started to feel faint, so I lied down on the couch in the Family room, where the X-mas tree was. And that was where I died for the first time, underneath the Christmas tree. 1 minute, 36 seconds later, the paramedics arrived, and revived me.

Second time, was over the summer, just as the climate began to change. I was at school, and I started coughing, and feeling faint. So I went to the nurse, and they took my pules Ox Level, which was 65 (90 is dangerously low). So I was ruched to the ER, where I sat, slowly losing my life as the doctors took their sweet time injecting me with multiple steroids and breathing aids, and I died, again. This time for 2 minutes, 13 seconds. Took the Doctor 2 tries to bring me back. But here I am, alive and well.

And apparently some kind of demon, cause I went to hell both times I died. Had a chat with Satan about some purpose I have to fulfill, and my place in hell will be reserved until I do that. Which is a "Big Fuck You" to me, considering I'm an athiest.

No idea what I'm supposed to do though.

So, yeah, I've died twice in my lifetime. Been revived both times, obviously.

Damn. I've never died. I came close a couple times though; all because of asthma.

Our school doesn't have a nurse.

I have a class with a diabetic kid in it, and hes pretty stupid. He had a contest for who could eat the most koolaid powder in my programing class...He won, but almost went into a coma. The nurse and the principle had to come in and convince him to come with them, which was hard since his brain was messed up by his sugar level.

My parents thought I had Diabetes once, when I had a throat cold which completely turned me off food, for like a month, I lost like 50 lbs, was feeling great, but no, it was just "Unnatural" so they went and had a tube shoved up my ass and loked at all the shit I had eaten the night before, then gave some pills to make me fat again.

Fuck, I LOVE this Country.

04-Leonhardt wrote:Once I had this terrible Upper Respiratory infection.
Cut off the circulation to my Lungs, I stopped breathing.
And I died. For 2 Minutes.

This was the second time in my life that I could be legally called Dead. I was revived both times. The first time was when it was christmas at my grandmother's house, back before I knew I had asthma (Which I don't anymore), and she had a fire going in her fireplace. Apparently there was mold or something in there, which made me begin barfing up my own heart. I started to feel faint, so I lied down on the couch in the Family room, where the X-mas tree was. And that was where I died for the first time, underneath the Christmas tree. 1 minute, 36 seconds later, the paramedics arrived, and revived me.

Second time, was over the summer, just as the climate began to change. I was at school, and I started coughing, and feeling faint. So I went to the nurse, and they took my pules Ox Level, which was 65 (90 is dangerously low). So I was ruched to the ER, where I sat, slowly losing my life as the doctors took their sweet time injecting me with multiple steroids and breathing aids, and I died, again. This time for 2 minutes, 13 seconds. Took the Doctor 2 tries to bring me back. But here I am, alive and well.

And apparently some kind of demon, cause I went to hell both times I died. Had a chat with Satan about some purpose I have to fulfill, and my place in hell will be reserved until I do that. Which is a "Big Fuck You" to me, considering I'm an athiest.

No idea what I'm supposed to do though.

So, yeah, I've died twice in my lifetime. Been revived both times, obviously.

Wow that's scary! I'm glad your OK. I've never almost died from a illness... it must have been scary!

They had to shove a tube up my ass once. Except it was because I was suffering from anal bleeding due to overconsumption of oreos...

Wow.... I'm scared to eat oreos now...

Can anyone beat my 2 death record?

Though that might seem more like a bad thing to beat...

Lol, it was a lot of oreos though. It was like 18 per day for two months.

Getting a tube shoved up your ass sucks btw. You have to go two days without eating, one of which you cannot consume any liquid either. And you have to take this stuff that makes you shit and vomit constantly.

Well I haven't died 2 times but I almost drowned three times. #1) A girl really didn't like me and held my head underwater until I passed out. #2) While at a water park I was stuck underneath some inner-tubes and I was stuck under for about 2 min untill someone pulled me out. Longest time I held my breath. #3) Someone acesentally held me underwater until I almost passed out, then realized what they were doing.

When I was really little I refused to eat and drink. I was hospitalized and had food and water given to me through tubes.

Thats all I got... I can't beat ur record Leo.

I had swine flu it wasnt that bad

knife in a box wrote:I had swine flu it wasnt that bad

My point exactly.

Wert Ac wrote:Lol, it was a lot of oreos though. It was like 18 per day for two months.

Getting a tube shoved up your ass sucks btw. You have to go two days without eating, one of which you cannot consume any liquid either. And you have to take this stuff that makes you shit and vomit constantly.

Actually, I had an Endoscopy, which means they made me eat.

Plus the shitty diabetes test where they gave me a cup of 50% Sugar, 50% Water and I had to drink it in 30 Minutes. Nastiest crap I've ever drank.

Yeah, isn't it actually not that bad.. like the regular flu but with a cool name?

Its probably less serious than the regular flu.

I drowned twice.

Once this girl told me to get some water from the pool and I fell in and once I.....


.... I thought I could fly.