ATTENTION ALL, I HAVE AWESOME NEWS!!!!

I got a date!!!! On Thursday, me and a girl I like are going out for a drink!

It's going to be the best night ever!

Isn't Thursday your birthday?

Yup!

lol Sounds great!

Girls love it when you Rape them. Try it

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She's a gorgeous girl, I knew her a few years back and we both liked each other back then. We haven't seen each other in about 2 years though. I'm so excited!!!!

Wow, sounds like a good catch

Have fun

Woop, woop. You guys jealous much?

I don't know if I'm jealous or not

I'm like a little girl right now.

And women are into little girls?

I had no idea.... lul.

... Women are into my sexy body.

..........of a little girl.

Creepy.

My manly, ripped, just generally awesome body.

LOL. You aren't ripped, I just know it.

I'm a little bit ripped =\

You mean your size XLL Shirt is 'cause you so fat!

I wear M and I'm a long way from fat =\

Whatever....

So, 'you gonna rape her?

Nah, just get her pissed out her face, then take advantage of her.

Arent you the same guy who loves Miley Cyrus?

But no, I kid.

Good on ya lad, finally bagging ye a sweet wench.


*See definition of wench. It's not offensive, where I come from.

Leonhardt's Drunken Irish Dictionary

Wench:
Noun
1. A woman who serves or drinks in a tavern or pub.
2. A female lover to a Knight, often trained in combat herself.

"Look at that beautiful wench over by the bar, serving drinks to those surly sailors."

Get her chocolates and jewelry. She'd like that.... <3 Awwwww I'm jealous.. I wish guys liked me... LOL..... Anyway, treat her nicely 'kay?

Her name is Jess, or Jessica or some shit like that.

REMEMBER HER NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Are names that important?

Nice Japsa don't even know her name