Re: Chuck norris FACTS!

by **Leonhardt** Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:27 pm

Yes, everyone knows Billy Mayes could kick his ass. IN 2 EASY STEPS, HE COULD RISE FROM THE GRAVE AND KICK CHUCK NORRIS'S COWBOY ASS. CALL NOW AND I'LL TRIPLE YOUR OFFER. THAT'S 3 COWBOY BEATDOWNS FOR THE LOW PAYMENT OF $19.95. BUT YOU GOTTA CALL NOW! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!

*Does not show how to order*

by **oscarstrok** Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:16 pm

theres only one person better than billey mays

THE STIG

Chuck norris FACTS! - Page 2 The_Stig_Top_Gear_Eight

he's so epic, he can look at a porn magazine, and NOT get a hard one

lol!

by **japsa** Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:18 pm

Actually these guys are better than the stig.
Chuck norris FACTS! - Page 2 Pulp-fiction-jules-vincent

by **Wert Ac** Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:22 pm

Shavo Odadjian = Win
Chuck norris FACTS! - Page 2 3rd-primary

by **Alex** Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:27 pm

We all know who is superior to everyone......

Chuck norris FACTS! - Page 2 Michael2520jackson20today

by **oscarstrok** Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:27 pm

Wert Ac wrote:Shavo Odadjian = Win

sun tzu is win times 10 billion

they were all like "were gonna take over china" and he was all like "to hell you are" and then he got a primitive rocket launcher and killed all of them

Chuck norris FACTS! - Page 2 200px-Enchoen27n3200

by **Wert Ac** Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:39 pm

But did he have Shavo's beard? I think not.

by **Daniel** Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:24 pm

Superevil225 wrote:Tee Hee yes. OMG I see Kyon, and Armstrong and Souske... OMG I see Mwu! I give that pic 10000/5.

i cant remember who that guy from gundam seed (with the limey green hair) is...

by Sajextryus Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:56 pm

May I ask why this is in creativity?
Because Chuck Noris is too creative to be here.

by **Wert Ac** Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:01 pm

Actually, this topic is against Alex's new rule of no celebrity discussions! No more chuck norris, no more billy mays, and no more micheal jackson!

by **Superevil225** Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:03 pm

Daniel wrote:
Superevil225 wrote:Tee Hee yes. OMG I see Kyon, and Armstrong and Souske... OMG I see Mwu! I give that pic 10000/5.

i cant remember who that guy from gundam seed (with the limey green hair) is...

I dunno either...

by **Alex** Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:31 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't dig, he tells the dirt to get the **** out of his way. ^_^

by **Leonhardt** Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:34 pm

Wert Ac wrote:Actually, this topic is against Alex's new rule of no celebrity discussions! No more chuck norris, no more billy mays, and no more micheal jackson!

QFT

by **Alex** Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:36 pm

04-Leonhardt wrote:
Wert Ac wrote:Actually, this topic is against Alex's new rule of no celebrity discussions! No more chuck norris, no more billy mays, and no more micheal jackson!
QFT

Lol.

I'm going to allow Chuck Norris due to the fact that you can't stop people from saying things like "Chuck Norris doesn't get cold, cold gets Chuck Norris".

by **SilverAntari** Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:46 pm

Then again, people have been saying "Chuck Norris sucks".....

If any more comments like that - I'm locking, 'kay?

by **Alex** Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:47 pm

m'kay.

by **SilverAntari** Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:49 pm

Alright then

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

by **Leonhardt** Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:54 pm

Can we say them about other celebrities?

Someone in the Russia once hit the bass boost button during a Billy Mayes Commercial. This was mistaken for the first atom bomb.

The US didn't drop a bomb on Japan. They dropped Billy Mayes with a Megaphone.

by **Wert Ac** Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:04 pm

Its impossible to avoid the discussion of celebrities...It like going into ancient Greece and trying to force everyone to not talk about the gods...

by **Superevil225** Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:07 pm

Or reading the bible and not thinking about the pope...

by **Alex** Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:15 pm

Look, I'm sure at one point or another we'll SAY something about a celebrity, but I don't want it DISCUSSED.

by **Wert Ac** Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:17 pm

AND the definition of "celebrity" can be vague. Its too general. Leroy Jenkins is a celebrity (internet celebrity) and hes sure to come up. Rick Astley is a celebrity, and a rick roll coming up is unavoidable! I have a youtube video with 80,000+ views, and I used to be recognized in Halo 3 matchmaking for my usermaps. Maybe that makes ME a celebrity! Never talk about wert, your your thread will be locked, and you will be banned!

by **knife in a box** Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:22 pm

Thank you Wert! Another person agrees with me ^_^

by **Superevil225** Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:23 pm

I don't see what's so bad about talking about celbs.

*gasp!* How could I ever live without talking about wert! *Sarcasm*

by **knife in a box** Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:24 pm

Without Wert I would die

lol

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