The Official Ms. Consuela Thread

[Sajextryus]

This thread is dedicated to Ms. Consuela, possibly the best character on Family Guy. For those who do not know who Ms. Consuela is, shame on you. SHAME ON YOU!!!!!

Consuela is the head of the Maids' Union. She is of Hispanic origin and speaks very broken English. For example, she pronounces the word "mister" as "misser" and uses incorrect sentence structure. She first appears in the episode Believe it or Not, Joe's Walking on Air demanding Lemon Pledge in a court case. In the episode Lois Kills Stewie, she answers the door as Superman's maid at the Fortress of Solitude, telling Joe that "Meesser [sic] Superman no here." She appears in Ocean's Three and a Half in the segment, "Are You Smarter Than a Hispanic Maid?" In Dog Gone, she goes to work for the Griffin Family but proves to be so annoying they drug her with chloroform and leave her with Joe. She also appears as Darth Vader's (Stewie Griffin) maid in Something, Something, Something, Dark Side. She has a nephew named Mikey. who apparently sells light-up yo yos, which Peter was eager to buy off him.
Consuela is voiced by Mike Henry.

Here are some of her beloved quotes:

"We need more Lemon Pledge."
"Meesser Superman no here."
"Come get beech."
"Noo, noo."

[Peanutbutters]

Outside dog! No, nooo. Dog, Outside!

[Superevil225]

I think we need some lemon pledge. Oh got some right here!

[Sajextryus]

Lemon Pledge has it's many uses:

[Superevil225]

MORE LEMON PLEDGE! THERE IS NOT ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Superevil225]

Alex apparently "Account Inactive. Homemade avatar's account has been inactive for 90 days. Visit photobucket.com photobucket"

[Alex]

What do you mean? I didn't post anything! act natural...

[Sajextryus]

Was it really that hard, Alex?

[Alex]

Alex didn't feel like re-uploading.

[Sajextryus]

Alex didn't feel like posting the proper image.

[knife in a box]

Alex is a noob

[Alex]

Alex made this forum.

Pwned.

[japsa]

Alex made cookiez.

Pwned.

japsa can haz?

[Alex]

Alex made cookiez.

Pwned.

japsa can haz?

Only if you're a good boy. Which you aren't because you edited my quote

[Thomas]

Alex made cookiez.

Pwned.

japsa can haz?

Only if you're a good boy. Which you aren't because you edited my quote. Thomas can have a cookie because he doesn't edit quotes.

yay! can i has cookie nao pls?

[Alex]

Alex made cookiez.

Pwned.

japsa can haz?

Only if you're a good boy. Which you aren't because you edited my quote. Thomas can have a cookie because he doesn't edit quotes.

yay! can i has death nao pls?

Sure!

[Thomas]

Alex made cookiez.

Pwned.

japsa can haz?

Only if you're a good boy. Which you aren't because you edited my quote. Thomas can have a cookie because he doesn't edit quotes.

yay! can i has cookie nao pls?

Sure!

yayyyyyyyyyyyzzzz send tah cewkeh nao pls

[Alex]

Tom, that's enough, i don't think you want Superevil posting more Yaoi do you?

[Thomas]

O.o what if i do? gtg 4 choir. bah bah. <3 u alex!!!!!!1!111!!!!111one1!!1

[Alex]

I'm scared.

[knife in a box]

Tommy is gonna rape you

[Superevil225]

Alex, don't drop the soap!

[The Joker]

Ooooooh! Can misa have cookie? Misa be good!

[Superevil225]

only if you don't edit quotes!

[Thomas]

GIV MEH MAH KEWKEE NAO OR IMA HURT SOMEBODY\11\11!!1!1!!!1!!!11!11one!!1!11!11
srsly i want cookie.

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