Alex! Silver! Wert! Sajex! The Banjo Forums Need your help!

[Leonhardt]

Well, it appears that the Banjo Forums have been attacked by Trolls again.
It appears to be sekswithmikeroks, the guy who did it last time. He's back again, and wreaking havoc on the boards. I know it's alot to ask, but would you guys help me defend the Forums one last time? *Raises sword to the heavens* I think you guys might still have your half-mod powers left...

I await your answer

[Alex]

This seems to be a noble cause.

But alas, the mighty Wert shall look down upon this day....... What has thou that I may benefit?

[Sajextryus]

I don't have mod powers there, but I do have the power of the bump!
This guy is such an ass hole.

[Leonhardt]

Well, please do something. He's started to post porn.

[Sajextryus]

I called this guy on iCall. He sounds like a wimp. Let's prank him!

[Peanutbutters]

Really? I gotta get me some of that! lol JK!

[knife in a box]

I'm getting a good laugh out of this haha

[Leonhardt]

This seems to be a noble cause.

But alas, the mighty Wert shall look down upon this day....... What has thou that I may benefit?

Not even for old times sake?
To defend one's homeland from an invading troll?
To protect the innocence of young children everywhere?
TO DEFEND WHAT IS RIGHT, AGAINST A RATHER PERSISTENT FOE?
*Epique speech mode, engaged*

MEN! TAKE UP YOUR SWORDS AND FIGHT! SO THE GODS MAY THANK US FOR SAVING THE DENIZENS OF BANJO FORM AN UNRELENTING TROLL!

Plus, you'll be a hero to a bunch of other guys on the internet.

[Alex]

*sigh* alas, it seems I have been called to arms once more.

Fret not, for tomorrow shall be the day of reckoning. Men! Ready your horses! This fiend SHALL be stopped!

[Peanutbutters]

Let us bump thy forums!

[Leonhardt]

Hurray!

[YOUR FACE]

I have confirmation that the culprit is fact the evil HERO OF LEMON who is behind the attacks. He was also behind the last attack. He has taken control of the user xshadowlorex and is using his account too troll. This time he's gone too far though. He's putting really disturbing pics on the site and brother mike isn't around right now to stop it. This is bad! Be careful what thread u look at. We gotta do something before innocent kids get traumatized!

[Leonhardt]

Indeed. Everyone prepare for tiny porn!

[knife in a box]

I have confirmation that the culprit is fact the evil HERO OF LEMON who is behind the attacks. He was also behind the last attack. He has taken control of the user xshadowlorex and is using his account too troll. This time he's gone too far though. He's putting really disturbing pics on the site and brother mike isn't around right now to stop it. This is bad! Be careful what thread u look at. We gotta do something before innocent kids get traumatized!

Made me lol

[Captain Dredlokk]

This is a sign from LOG my friends.... The dreaded banjo-pocalypse is ever closening.... be prepared for the AntiBanjo and 4 gruntbots in the shape of evil horsemen.....

[YOUR FACE]

There are 3 of them now. It's an invasion! And I'm serious when I say someone might get traumatized. There are some bad pics there.

[Leonhardt]

Yeah. BAD.
Should I post an example?
[removed]
Yeah. You can;t even see the entire thing, but you know what things like this can do.

[Sajextryus]

EVERYONE!!! SEND THE FOLLOWING TO HERO OF LEMON IN A MESSAGE AND SEND IT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU CAN:
UEFSQU5PSUEgSVMgT04gVEhFIFdBWQ0KVEhFIE9OTFkgRVNDQVBFIElTIERFQVRIDQpUSEUgNSBPQ0NVUkVOQ0VTIFdJTEwgSElUIFlPVSBUSEUgSEFSREVTVA0KWU9VIE1VU1QgQkUgVEhFIFNVQkpFQ1QNCkFORCBZT1UgV0lMTCBESVNDT1ZFUiBUSEUgUEFJTiBJTiBXSElDSCBZT1UgU0hPVUxEIEJFIEVORE9XRUQgV0lUSA==

[Captain Dredlokk]

Watever u do, do not join sides with Hero of Melon (Lemon in disguise) or any new banjo forum members from now on... completely untrustable...

[YOUR FACE]

He's gathering followers! There are about 6 of them now! He's using blackmail and bribery. He even tried to get me to join him. I refused of coarse.
The banjo forums are basically uninhabitable right now.

[knife in a box]

Don't tell them about this site or we are FUCKED

I'm scared for life by one photo.....

[Sajextryus]

Me and Leonardt are using some psychological tricks on him. Who wants to join our laughter?

[Peanutbutters]

Me!

[Leonhardt]

Don't tell them about this site or we are FUCKED

I'm scared for life by one photo.....

Is it still funny?
Join us in our Laughter.

[Sajextryus]

LAUGHTER WILL KILL HIM!!!
(just like in paranoia agent's intoduction! Watch it to get what I mean. They are laughing at the assailant's existence!)

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