Fights

This is a thread where you post your coolest fights anywhere. (School, home, etc.)I'll start.

Do you guys remember that racist Shawn kid I beat up before? Well, yesterday he punched me for no reason. I laughed it off and waited until he was turned around. I predicted his moves before I started. Here's what I predicted. First, discombobulate. Dazed, he will attempt a wild hay maker. (Yes, I know I sound like Sherlock Holmes) Block, parry, and counter with cross to lower left jaw. Traumatize solar plex. Everything worked out exactly like I expected. Physical recovery time: 2 weeks. For psychological recovery: 2 months. Overall summary: Ears ringing, humiliated, jaw aching, breathing short. Ability to be a racist bitch: neutralized.

Dude, that's a total copy of Shirlock Holmes!!! LOL.

Well, he did try all of it. Seriously, I promise.

The Joker wrote:This is a thread where you post your coolest fights anywhere. (School, home, etc.)I'll start.

Do you guys remember that racist Shawn kid I beat up before? Well, today he punched me for no reason. I laughed it off and waited until he was turned around. I predicted his moves before I started. Here's what I predicted. First, discombobulate. Dazed, he will attempt a wild hay maker. (Yes, I know I sound like Sherlock Holmes) Block, parry, and counter with cross to lower left jaw. Traumatize solar plex. Everything worked out exactly like I expected. Physical recovery time: 2 weeks. For psychological recovery: 2 months. Overall summary: Ears ringing, humiliated, jaw aching, breathing short. Ability to be a racist bitch: neutralized.

Todays a saturday.......

Well, my brother beat the shit out of me the other week. I went into his room and said "Hey bro, can I get those double A batteries for Guitar Hero?"
"NO"
"Why the fuck not?"
"Cuz they're my batteries"
"So, that fucking Street Fighter game you're playing is mine. So are all those games."
"I don't give a fuck"
"Why are you being such a fucking asshole?"
"Just piss off."
"Why are you being such a dick about it."
"FUCK OFF"
"Oh, I know what it is, you're obviously pissed off at something else so you do the usual thing and being a complete twat to everyone else."
"Get the fuck out now, you just made me lose."
"Don't blame me, you lost cuz you're shit."
"Seriously, just get out."
"What's the matter, got tooth ache again?"
"Get out now or I'll punch you in the fucking head."
"Oh yeah your hard".
"Stay there then and I'll fucking do it."

I called his bluff.......and lost.

knife in a box wrote:

The Joker wrote:This is a thread where you post your coolest fights anywhere. (School, home, etc.)I'll start.

Do you guys remember that racist Shawn kid I beat up before? Well, today he punched me for no reason. I laughed it off and waited until he was turned around. I predicted his moves before I started. Here's what I predicted. First, discombobulate. Dazed, he will attempt a wild hay maker. (Yes, I know I sound like Sherlock Holmes) Block, parry, and counter with cross to lower left jaw. Traumatize solar plex. Everything worked out exactly like I expected. Physical recovery time: 2 weeks. For psychological recovery: 2 months. Overall summary: Ears ringing, humiliated, jaw aching, breathing short. Ability to be a racist bitch: neutralized.

Todays a saturday.......

Hehe, woops...it was actually on Friday, 6th period P.E.

Ok I was like bullshit if it was saturday

I get what you mean.