Sex Ed Rocks!

A really funny video by Smosh

Haha, Smosh are awesome! They should have an appreciation thread.

Oh by the way. Fred sucks cocks.

Fucking hate Fred! and yes Smosh is awesome

Ya know, a few months ago in church we basically had a 3 week sex ed class. IT. WAS. WEIRD. but funny, and not gross. Although, I feel sorry for some of my faint-at-heart 12 YO female friends who were probably covering their ears in horror.

For my sex ed we had to watch a video of woman giving birth. The image was burned into my retina for several weeks.

Not done sex ed yet, but we have sex week. In this week, every class other than math, music, choir, and art has something to do with sex. Even English probably. In science, we get to watch animals mating.

Fred doesn't suck cock! He sucks manginas.

The Joker wrote:Fred doesn't suck cock! He sucks manginas.

mighty boosh quote FTW

Thomas wrote:Not done sex ed yet, but we have sex week. In this week, every class other than math, music, choir, and art has something to do with sex. Even English probably. In science, we get to watch animals mating.

FURRY PORN!? IN MAH LEARN-ATORIUM!? HOW DARE THEY!

Sadly you guys got the good parts of Sex week. (I had it too, in 5th Grade.)

To my misfortune, they seperated the boys and girls, and taught us about our respective sexual organs. Of course I tried to sneak into the "Girls Only" room, but was caught and got detention. they then made me go back and watch the hour-and-a-half video on how to use your dick. I was interested, cause I was about to hit Puberty, and I knew I'd need thorough knowledge on how my dick worked beforehand (Giggity) and my dumbass friends called me a fag for taking notes. then they're the ones who get dumped by every girl they ever meet cause they want her to eat their penii. Really, stupid people should not be allowed to breed in the first place.

But really, an hour and a half is waaaay to long to be talking about your dick, and what benefits investing it into timeshares can do for you.

They started showing those in 4th grade and next year we get the watch the important one in health

But things turned around in 9th grade, when the coolest teacher ever, Mr. Mike Halberd, let us actually watch porn. Yes, porn. Legit porn. And He explained it ALL. A short, chubby German Physics teacher. explaining sex. by using porn.

And the bastard didn't get fired.

A true Hero.

I God! I just remembered some truly terrible images that I tried to lock deep away in my mind. Images of the worst, possibly terminal case of dick-cheese. THE HORROR!!! If you don't know what dick-cheese is, don't wash for a few days and you'll find out.

That yellow crap that forms in the folds of your dick skin?
I always thought that was just lint from my underpants.

Doesn't sound very pleasant And Leo you lucky bastard xD

Leo, the same thing happened to me in 5th grade, but we organized the whole thing. Ethan would ask to go to the bathroom, and he would meet us in there. Jacob would distract the teacher by asking stupid questions. i.e. (If guys grow hair on their armpits, do girls get hair on their boobs?) Me and Sam would sneak out, pretending to get a drink of water. (Luckily, Mr. Symonds left the door open.) We got to watch all of it.

Leo, I'm guessing some kids got a boner watching the porn...and 2 or 3 jacked off to it. Damn it! I wish I had your teacher.

The Joker wrote:Leo, I'm guessing some kids got a boner watching the porn...and 2 or 3 jacked off to it. Damn it! I wish I had your teacher.

wat.

Sex ed doesn't teach me anything. At all. I'm tired of putting condoms on bananas and learning that your bf should respect you.

Superevil225 wrote:Sex ed doesn't teach me anything. At all. I'm tired of putting condoms on bananas and learning that your bf should respect you.

Consider yourself lucky, some of things I had to see would make your nose bleed.

O.o TMI TMI!

Why would my nose bleed? I never got that, the whole nose bleed thing.

It's just a way of saying it's some serious stuff.

I know some people who get nose bleeds from stress >.<

Not sure how that works though.....

I don't get nose bleeds when I'm stressed. I get really pissy. XD

When I'm stressed I get temporary ADD >.>

I can't remember the last time I was seriously stressed out.