Scenes We'd Like To See

Yes, I know this was posted in the old forums, but it's too fun not to put it here. Basically, you say something that a certain someone would never do or say, or the worst thing to hear on a [insert item name here ] I'll start.

Worst thing to hear over an intercom
"Will the parents of the child who fell into the tiger habitat please come to the lost property section to pick up her shoes. Thank you."

Now the next person can either make a joke replying to the previous one or dtart a new topic.

Lol, Silver is pissed you posted this here XD KEEP IT.

Worst thing to hear at the circus:

"MOM! This tiger's breath smells funny! And I think I stepped in some poo! Can I stop playing with Mr. Hungry Tiger?

If it makes Silver mad it makes me happy

Unlikely greeting cards

"Congratulations! You passed your test...you have HIV."

Lines you wouldn't hear in a superhero movie

"I'm a superhero!"
"No, Russel, you just drew an S on your forehead and sprinkled glitter on your penis."

"To the BatCaravan!"

"Do they call you Catwoman because you look like a cat?"
"No, they call me Catwoman because I can lick my own ass."

The Joker wrote:"Do they call you Catwoman because you look like a cat?"
"No, they call me Catwoman because I can lick my own ass."

SOFA KING FUNNY!

Seriously or sarcastically?

Sarcasm isn't my style.

Sarcasm's so annoying

btw Japsa is your avatar that girl from Borderlands?

Yeah, she's slightly more awesome than Adachi.