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Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
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Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
You know that commercial that's like "Every kiss begins with K!" for Kay jewelers.. It's wrong... here I go!
Make-Out
French Kiss
Smootch
Peck
Transylvanian Kiss
Eskimo Kiss
Bambi Kiss
Animal Kiss
Dog Kiss
Butterfly Kiss
Lick Kiss
See WRONG! NONE OF THOSE KISSES START WITH K!!!!
Make-Out
French Kiss
Smootch
Peck
Transylvanian Kiss
Eskimo Kiss
Bambi Kiss
Animal Kiss
Dog Kiss
Butterfly Kiss
Lick Kiss
See WRONG! NONE OF THOSE KISSES START WITH K!!!!
Superevil225- The "Happy Mod"
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Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
i HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT HALF OF THEM ARE, AND BY THE SOUNDS OF SOME OF THEM (ANIMAL, AND DOG KISS) I DOUBT I WANT TO KNOW.
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Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
You sure you don't? They arn't that bad.... fyi....
Make-Out - duhhh
French Kiss - like make-out... but french
Smootch - wet slobery kiss
Peck - quick and simple
Transylvanian Kiss - making out, you bite the person's tongue and suck their blood... weird, yes.
Eskimo Kiss - rub your noses together
Bambi Kiss - Lick on the side of the face
Animal Kiss - Pick and animal... kiss like they would
Dog Kiss - slobery kiss, includes licking
Butterfly Kiss - Lips just barely touching
Lick Kiss - Lick their lips and... you see where this goes.
Yeah... some are reallly weird!
Make-Out - duhhh
French Kiss - like make-out... but french
Smootch - wet slobery kiss
Peck - quick and simple
Transylvanian Kiss - making out, you bite the person's tongue and suck their blood... weird, yes.
Eskimo Kiss - rub your noses together
Bambi Kiss - Lick on the side of the face
Animal Kiss - Pick and animal... kiss like they would
Dog Kiss - slobery kiss, includes licking
Butterfly Kiss - Lips just barely touching
Lick Kiss - Lick their lips and... you see where this goes.
Yeah... some are reallly weird!
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Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
Superevil225 wrote:
Animal Kiss - Pick and animal... kiss like they would
Okay, I pick Crocodiles, now how exactly would I go about that?
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Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
Biting. A lot of biting.
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Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
Sounds like a pretty hardcore kiss....
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Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
Animals? Hmmm.....japsa wrote:Superevil225 wrote:
Animal Kiss - Pick and animal... kiss like they would
Okay, I pick Crocodiles, now how exactly would I go about that?
Would a Brute count?
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Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
Yes... use your imaginations people!
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Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
I pick...a bear! Can I rip her mouth out now?
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Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
Yes, if you really want to...
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Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
Woohoo! *Proceeds to dismember and mutilate her.* Ah, mindless killing. My favorite pastime.
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Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
I have an extremely racist de-motivational that would be perfect here. But I think someone of the forum is Jewish and they would be slightly offended.
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Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
...sounds...sexually...pleasing...
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Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
I'd say that that all depends on who's getting kissed....lolPeanutbutters wrote:What about a Penis Kiss? XD
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Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
I'd say that's a blowjob
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Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
A giraffe kiss is kinda like a dog kiss, right?
Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
My 2nd grade teacher (Who was fucking HOT)Had to do that! XD
Re: Every Kiss Does Not Begin With K... no.... that commercial is WRONG!
Peanutbutters wrote:What about a Penis Kiss? XD
Blow job?
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