Best laugh EVER

So we we're playing new super mario bros wii with 4 people.

After 2 hours, someone says, my ass hurts (from sitting all the time).

Then the other guy says: Oke, let's stop.


L---O---L

I couldn't stop laughing, my face turned red .

lul, was the he being serious when he said "okay lets stop"?

He meant, stop playing the game, but it was already too late xD.

lulz

Stop saying penis, Japsa.

Also, Giggity.

I love lulz and I'm not afraid to say it!

abuawwad1 wrote:So we we're playing new super mario bros wii with 4 people.

After 2 hours, someone says, my ass hurts (from sitting all the time).

Then the other guy says: Oke, let's stop.


L---O---L

I couldn't stop laughing, my face turned red .

ROTMFFLMMFAOLAMFR..... I hereby doth that a w00t-Trocity
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Once I was in Science and a retarded kid got an answer wrong, so I literally screamed out, "That's what she said!"...I had 2 detentions after that...

I'm proud of you Joker!

Jokes I made today:

1. We were split into groups of 4 and had to sit at different tables. These special guests, writers, would come up and we would talk to them about their books. I was on a table with Henry, Toby and Kerry. Kerry is a stuck-up bitch, so I decided to piss her off a bit.
The writer was asking us all what we wanted to be when we were older. Henry said he wanted to be a doctor and Kerry replied "But you have crap grades"! I replied: "You can talk!".
She was pissed.

2. Afterwards, the writer told us that the booklet that was on the table the whole time was a few stories written in our English class by our friends. Kerry said "Oh, I hope I'm not in there!" and I said "Don't worry, you've never written anything good".
She was very pissed.

3. When the writer left our table, we were talking to one another. Kerry was bitching about how we should have had a lesson instead of speaking to guests. I said "Oh, stop acting like your opinion matters!".
Several hours later, I woke up in an ambulance.

Silver out.

What a bitch!

Yup.

Oh, heres a brilliant one from today!

In History, the teacher asked someone to describe the size of the Russian empire in the early 20th centuary. The person asked responded "Its HUGE!".

Now, I bet you think I said "THATS WHAT SHE SAID!", right? Wrong.

I ssaid: "Whats huge? Is my zipper un-done again?"

Yeah that is a huge vagina Silver! :p

I ROFL'D at that. Epic win, Peanut!

Peanutbutters wrote:Yeah that is a huge vagina Silver! :p

Goin in my sig :3

DARK ANGEL34 wrote:I ROFL'D at that. Epic win, Peanut!

Shut up, Joker >.>

I have another joke:

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.