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Re: Problems?
Have you ever put a watermelon in the microwave, then cut a hole in it, THEN FUCKED IT?
japsa- Top Poster
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Re: Problems?
...Anybody know where I can find a watermelon? xDjapsa wrote:Have you ever put a watermelon in the microwave, then cut a hole in it, THEN FUCKED IT?
Re: Problems?
I'm being serious, I have a PROBLEM. I accidentally too long. Do you think it will be alright, or should I go to Accident + Emergency?
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Re: Problems?
THE WATERMELON, pay attention!
Seriously guys, what should I do?
Seriously guys, what should I do?
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Re: Problems?
But it's watermelon, FFS guys stop with the useless suggestions, I have a serious crisis here!
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Re: Problems?
Go to the hospital... Cause noone here is gunna know what you do for that!
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Re: Problems?
Should I post a picture?
japsa- Top Poster
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Re: Problems?
That's not really gunna help.
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Re: Problems?
Are you sure you don't want to see it?
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Superevil225- The "Happy Mod"
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Re: Problems?
What if I accidentally my penis?
japsa- Top Poster
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Re: Problems?
The shockwave would crush his junk... duh <.<Peanutbutters wrote:JUST FUCKING BUST IT OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Problems?
I NEED A SENSIBLE ANSWER!
japsa- Top Poster
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Re: Problems?
Think about old women... Also could pry open with crowbar or nailbar, but be really careful...
Captain Dredlokk- Advanced Member
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Re: Problems?
Eat the watermellon.
Superevil225- The "Happy Mod"
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Re: Problems?
Superevil225 wrote:Eat the watermellon.
I'm not that flexible.
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Re: Problems?
Well you better start doing some stretches! LOL jk
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Re: Problems?
Get a knife or saw and start to slowly cut it open that might work?
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Re: Problems?
I don't want to lose my penis =[
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