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Post by Peanutbutters Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:05 pm

Post some of your favorite Yo Mama Jokes!

Here's some of mine:

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama and shotguns have something in common, Two cocks and BAM!
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Post by japsa Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:08 pm

Yo moma's like a NASCAR driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.

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Post by knife in a box Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:08 pm

LOL. She must make alot of stops to the pharmacy :)

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Post by Peanutbutters Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:08 pm

I know what it means!
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Post by Superevil225 Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:58 pm

japsa wrote:Yo moma's like a NASCAR driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.

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OMG LOL! wait I think I mean lulz...
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Post by japsa Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:59 pm

Yo Mama jokes. 311923
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Post by knife in a box Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:04 pm

lulcopter :P

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Post by Captain Dredlokk Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:02 am

Yo mamas like a hardware store; everyone gets a screw for 25 cents

Yo mamas so crosseyed she threw a rock at da ground and missed

Yo mamas so dumb she sat on TV to watch couch
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Post by The Joker Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:08 pm

Yo mama's so fat, she farted and produced cancer.

Yo mama's so fat, she's related to Shamu.

Yo mama's so poor, she washes paper plates.
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Post by knife in a box Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:09 pm

The Joker wrote:Yo mama's so fat, she farted and produced cancer.

...? :?

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Post by Leonhardt Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:38 pm

awesome132 wrote:Post some of your favorite Yo Mama Jokes!

Here's some of mine:

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama and shotguns have something in common, Two cocks and BAM!
Yo mama so fat she jumped, and got stuck in the air.

Yo Mama so Ugly when she was born the doctor took one look at her and slapped her mother.

If yo mama needs anything, it certainly isn;t food, it's moustache wax and a t-shirt that says 1 cock at a time.
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Post by Captain Dredlokk Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:55 pm

Hickory dickory dock,
Yo mama was on my cock,
The clock struck 2, I shot my goo,
And I dropped that bitch off at next block. :D
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Post by knife in a box Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:00 pm

HAHA

That's the best one I've ever heard! ^_^

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Post by Captain Dredlokk Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:53 pm

7hanx u :D
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Post by Captain Dredlokk Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:10 pm

Yo mama's poor, but payed the debts she owed...
But to pay off these debts, she had to chode... (Chode means to choke on male private area for all who dont know...)
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Post by japsa Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:13 pm

Captain Dredlokk wrote:Yo mama's poor, but payed the debts she owed...
But to pay off these debts, she had to chode... (Chode means to choke on male private area for all who dont know...)

Am I missing the punchline or is that just a really shit joke?
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Post by Captain Dredlokk Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:18 pm

It is a yo mamas poor joke, and a yo mamas a whore joke, all in one joke...
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Post by japsa Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:23 pm

It wasn't funny, at all.
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Post by Captain Dredlokk Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:50 pm

Well its more of a rhyme than a joke anyway...
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Post by Denny Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:26 pm

not really a your mama joke but still funny
"why did the mexican man push his wife off a cliff?"
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