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Yo Mama jokes.
Post some of your favorite Yo Mama Jokes!
Here's some of mine:
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama and shotguns have something in common, Two cocks and BAM!
Here's some of mine:
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama and shotguns have something in common, Two cocks and BAM!
Re: Yo Mama jokes.
Yo moma's like a NASCAR driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.
kids may no understand this one
kids may no understand this one
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Re: Yo Mama jokes.
LOL. She must make alot of stops to the pharmacy
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Re: Yo Mama jokes.
japsa wrote:Yo moma's like a NASCAR driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.
kids may no understand this one
OMG LOL! wait I think I mean lulz...
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lulcopter
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Yo mamas like a hardware store; everyone gets a screw for 25 cents
Yo mamas so crosseyed she threw a rock at da ground and missed
Yo mamas so dumb she sat on TV to watch couch
Yo mamas so crosseyed she threw a rock at da ground and missed
Yo mamas so dumb she sat on TV to watch couch
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Yo mama's so fat, she farted and produced cancer.
Yo mama's so fat, she's related to Shamu.
Yo mama's so poor, she washes paper plates.
Yo mama's so fat, she's related to Shamu.
Yo mama's so poor, she washes paper plates.
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Re: Yo Mama jokes.
The Joker wrote:Yo mama's so fat, she farted and produced cancer.
...?
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Re: Yo Mama jokes.
Yo mama so fat she jumped, and got stuck in the air.awesome132 wrote:Post some of your favorite Yo Mama Jokes!
Here's some of mine:
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama and shotguns have something in common, Two cocks and BAM!
Yo Mama so Ugly when she was born the doctor took one look at her and slapped her mother.
If yo mama needs anything, it certainly isn;t food, it's moustache wax and a t-shirt that says 1 cock at a time.
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Re: Yo Mama jokes.
Hickory dickory dock,
Yo mama was on my cock,
The clock struck 2, I shot my goo,
And I dropped that bitch off at next block.
Yo mama was on my cock,
The clock struck 2, I shot my goo,
And I dropped that bitch off at next block.
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7hanx u
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Yo mama's poor, but payed the debts she owed...
But to pay off these debts, she had to chode... (Chode means to choke on male private area for all who dont know...)
But to pay off these debts, she had to chode... (Chode means to choke on male private area for all who dont know...)
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Re: Yo Mama jokes.
Captain Dredlokk wrote:Yo mama's poor, but payed the debts she owed...
But to pay off these debts, she had to chode... (Chode means to choke on male private area for all who dont know...)
Am I missing the punchline or is that just a really shit joke?
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Re: Yo Mama jokes.
It is a yo mamas poor joke, and a yo mamas a whore joke, all in one joke...
Captain Dredlokk- Advanced Member
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Re: Yo Mama jokes.
It wasn't funny, at all.
japsa- Top Poster
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Re: Yo Mama jokes.
Well its more of a rhyme than a joke anyway...
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Re: Yo Mama jokes.
not really a your mama joke but still funny
"why did the mexican man push his wife off a cliff?"
[spoiler]If you didnt get it, (te kill her) really fast tekilla![/spoiler
"why did the mexican man push his wife off a cliff?"
- Spoiler:
- TEQUILLA TEQUILLA!!!
[spoiler]If you didnt get it, (te kill her) really fast tekilla![/spoiler
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