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Stranger: Hi stranger
You: Hi me.
Stranger: Heh, well hi to me too.
You: YOu don't exist |=(
Stranger: But I think, therefore I am.
You: You only think that means you exist.
Stranger: Does the thought of existence not imply I do in fact exist?
You: No.
You: I don't believe it does.
You: I exist, but you do not.
You: So in a way I may as well be speaking to a red brick.
Stranger: False, even Omegle knows I exist and refers to me as "You".
You: "You" is a label given to too many.
Stranger: Perhaps, but it doesn't negate my argument.
You: Your argument is stupid.
Stranger: Your mom is a trollop.
You: I know that >.>
Stranger: lol.
You: Wanna have cyber sex?
Stranger: ASL ASL ASL
Stranger: ASL
Stranger: Did I mention ASL?
You: NO!
You: NO NO NO!
Stranger: Snap, well then ASL?
You: Splurgh, I dead.
You: Why would you care about my ASL?
You: You don't exist.
Stranger: The non-existent are curious.
You: Tell the non-existent to fuck off |=(
You: And stop speaking in third person.
Stranger: You can't expect that kind of pejorative to excite one who does not exist, you shallow whore.
You: And you're calling me a whore?
Stranger: No, a shallow whore.
You: You fucking have no entity or existence!
You: Why would I care what YOU think?
Stranger: I think you mean to say I have neither fucking entity nor fucking existence
You: You also have no penis.
Stranger: I don't expect you to care what "I" (which in fact implies existence) think.
Stranger: I also have a huge penis. On the internet
You: But you don't exist.
Stranger: I exist on the internet.
You: How the hell is that relevant at all?
Stranger: Well, my huge penis does.
You: Your non-existent penis.
Stranger: My huge non-existent penis.
Stranger: Ah thank you.
You: My point exactly.
Stranger: Well touche there, you got me.
You: Emphasis on non-existent.
Stranger: Query:
You: Don't throw your fancy slang at me.
Stranger: If a huge non-existent penis slaps you in the forehead, does it hurt?
You: It wouldn't slap me now would it?
Stranger: Just something for you to chew on.
Stranger: Figuratively.
You: If it didn't exist it owuldn't slap me.
Stranger: What if you thought of it slapping you, as you already have, and felt the sensation. Would it still be non-existent?
You: Imagination and existence are two seperate things.
Stranger: Au contraire
Stranger: Does your imagination not exist?
You: No.
You: It doesn't.
Stranger: So how do you imagine?
You: You imagine by JESUS HIMSELF.
Stranger: LOL
You: and your NON-EXISTENT PENIS.
Stranger: You perhaps, but I imagine via FSM, himself.
You: I'm glad we're on the same page.
You: Whatever FSM means.
Stranger: Google it, son.
You: I would rather it a turkey.
Stranger: To each their own.
You: Did you know it is non-existent?
You: the word I mean?
You: "it"
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Ni.
You: The very fact I can type "it" would point towards it's existence, and yet it is not there.
You: It is only that of your imagination.
Stranger: So no words or language exist?
Stranger: Or just "it"?
You: If we did not say "it" nothing would be different.
You: does not exist.
You: we would be better off without.
Stranger: Another query:
Stranger: Can I have some of what you're smoking?
You: is not something you smoke.
You: is something you believe in.
Stranger: Yea yeah.
Stranger: We believes in nussing, Lebowski.
Stranger: Nussing.
Stranger: And tomorrow, we come back and cut off your johnson.
You: my johnson is not a toy.
Stranger: And as you can see, we were doing a take on that movie.
Stranger: ::: bows :::
You: My johnson exists.
You: As you johnson, doe not.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.