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Well, I just scared myself so bad a little bit of pee came out =[
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Well, I just scared myself so bad a little bit of pee came out =[
So, I went to take a sip of my tea and to my disappointment there was none left. So I headed downstairs to make some tea. I didn't turn any lights on because I'm pretending I'm not home so I can eat all the sweets my folks bought me to give to the trick 'r treaters. Anyway, I'm in the kitchen making tea, the kitchen is a dining room as well and it's pretty long, there was a light at either side (not very bright) the cooker light and the light for the Tortoise. I was near the cooker just wondering back and forth and I started thinking. I was thinking about what if my parents hadn't left a few hours ago and they were actually killed, and I was locked in the house with whoever or whatever killed my parents. So I really wanted to go into the dining room and take a look just to satisfy my paranoia. But I didn't. Then when I faced the cooker light the light when off behind me. I SHIT MY PANTS, that's when i started panicking bad, I grabbed a knife from one of the racks and backed myself into the corner. I stayed there for about 5 minutes panicking. The I remembered the, the Tortoise light is on a timer =\
I feel epically stupid, and pathetic. So I thought I would post about it
I feel epically stupid, and pathetic. So I thought I would post about it
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Re: Well, I just scared myself so bad a little bit of pee came out =[
That would be a winning failure my friend.
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Re: Well, I just scared myself so bad a little bit of pee came out =[
I don't know what you mean by that =\
Is a winning failure good? Or bad?
Is a winning failure good? Or bad?
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Re: Well, I just scared myself so bad a little bit of pee came out =[
You peed yourself?
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Re: Well, I just scared myself so bad a little bit of pee came out =[
I never seriously peed myself =\ but I was pretty freaked out
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Re: Well, I just scared myself so bad a little bit of pee came out =[
The story I had in my mind at the time was a lot more elaborate and creepy. I might wrote a horror short about it!
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Re: Well, I just scared myself so bad a little bit of pee came out =[
Sounds like you need some new horror shorts.
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Re: Well, I just scared myself so bad a little bit of pee came out =[
I remember that I just finished watching Paranormal Activities, so I woke up in the middle of the night. I went to go make me a sandwich, when my brother jumps out from behind the counter. I throw whatever I have in my hands (Which was a metal flashlight) at his face. To this day, he still has that big-ass bruise on is face.
The End.
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Re: Well, I just scared myself so bad a little bit of pee came out =[
I think there is a mental disorder that describes this behavior...japsa wrote:So, I went to take a sip of my tea and to my disappointment there was none left. So I headed downstairs to make some tea. I didn't turn any lights on because I'm pretending I'm not home so I can eat all the sweets my folks bought me to give to the trick 'r treaters. Anyway, I'm in the kitchen making tea, the kitchen is a dining room as well and it's pretty long, there was a light at either side (not very bright) the cooker light and the light for the Tortoise. I was near the cooker just wondering back and forth and I started thinking. I was thinking about what if my parents hadn't left a few hours ago and they were actually killed, and I was locked in the house with whoever or whatever killed my parents. So I really wanted to go into the dining room and take a look just to satisfy my paranoia. But I didn't. Then when I faced the cooker light the light when off behind me. I SHIT MY PANTS, that's when i started panicking bad, I grabbed a knife from one of the racks and backed myself into the corner. I stayed there for about 5 minutes panicking. The I remembered the, the Tortoise light is on a timer =\
I feel epically stupid, and pathetic. So I thought I would post about it
Re: Well, I just scared myself so bad a little bit of pee came out =[
Wert Ac wrote:I think there is a mental disorder that describes this behavior...japsa wrote:So, I went to take a sip of my tea and to my disappointment there was none left. So I headed downstairs to make some tea. I didn't turn any lights on because I'm pretending I'm not home so I can eat all the sweets my folks bought me to give to the trick 'r treaters. Anyway, I'm in the kitchen making tea, the kitchen is a dining room as well and it's pretty long, there was a light at either side (not very bright) the cooker light and the light for the Tortoise. I was near the cooker just wondering back and forth and I started thinking. I was thinking about what if my parents hadn't left a few hours ago and they were actually killed, and I was locked in the house with whoever or whatever killed my parents. So I really wanted to go into the dining room and take a look just to satisfy my paranoia. But I didn't. Then when I faced the cooker light the light when off behind me. I SHIT MY PANTS, that's when i started panicking bad, I grabbed a knife from one of the racks and backed myself into the corner. I stayed there for about 5 minutes panicking. The I remembered the, the Tortoise light is on a timer =\
I feel epically stupid, and pathetic. So I thought I would post about it
There's something to describe you retort, apathy.
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Re: Well, I just scared myself so bad a little bit of pee came out =[
Sounds like something I would do!
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