The Storytime Thread

[Sajextryus]

Started by a well known member on the B-K.com forums, this game was one of my favorites. It involves a lot of creativity. Pretty much, one user will start a story, and the next few posters will continue the story until it ends. Then the next poster begins a new one. Pretty simple. Just don't double post and be creative and funny.

I'll start:

One day, on a really hot afternoon, and I mean REALLY HOT (LIKE IT BURNS MY SKIN!!!), the sun was shining down on us with an awesome face, when all the sudden, I come up with an idea to get cool.

[oscarstrok]

he decided to make an powerful ice cream machine that shot out big bits of ice crean to cover the land, he made the machine, fired ice cream everywhere and we all had a happy face on

but

[japsa]

All the other ice cream men, there were loads, like over 9000, lost lots of business. So they all gathered together with a fiendish plot to beat me up.

[oscarstrok]

then emperor oscar defeated them with his awsomes

[The Joker]

But...emperor Oscar dies from a stroke, and the ice cream men's children get pissed, and I mean SERIOUSLY pissed, that they lost everything, they come up with a new one!

[SilverAntari]

They decide to blow up earth!

The goverment learn of this, but can't tap their phones because there using tin-can-string phones to talk about their evil plan!

They have no choice but to call the help of....

[oscarstrok]

the un dead oscar, who then again dies by a stroke, and no one was sad.

but then

[Superevil225]

Chuck Norris came to save the day! He was all lookin' cool like he always is... but then.....

[japsa]

We find out Chuck Norris has a vagina, and everyone laughs at him so he runs away crying. Then....

[knife in a box]

We find out Chuck Norris has a vagina, and everyone laughs at him so he runs away crying. Then....

He commits suicide the next day and I throw a party

[Wert Ac]

then Miley Cyrus dies...again.

[knife in a box]

then Miley Cyrus dies...again.

We'll Chuck Norris died so yay!

[Wert Ac]

but he can come back as a ninja

[japsa]

and then, SCREW YOU, she never really died, she was fine the while time. Then me and Miley live happily ever after THE END

[knife in a box]

and then, SCREW YOU, she never really died, she was fine the while time. Then me and Miley live happily ever after THE END

No I get Miley! You get Selena

and she invited me to her Party In The U.S.A.

[Wert Ac]

but then she died for real THE REAL END

[japsa]

LIES LIES LIES, Miley cannot die she is a GODDESS and is immortal, I am too and we outlive all of you fags THE REAL BELL-END

[Wert Ac]

She is far from a goddess, and immortals CAN die. They fade when too many people loose belief in them. Because about 68% of people HATE her, she would fade. Either way, she dies.

[japsa]

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU LIES LIES LIES

[Wert Ac]

lie lie lie = awesome song by Serj Tankian. Who, bye the way, is WAY more god-like than Miley Cyrus.

[japsa]

AGAIN WITH THE LIES

She is incredible, why can't you see it?

[knife in a box]

lie lie lie = awesome song by Serj Tankian. Who, bye the way, is WAY more god-like than Miley Cyrus.

Lol. You sound like MyBot

I asked him who he works for (MyBot) and he said the CIA made him and he's an agent but not secret

[Wert Ac]

AGAIN WITH THE LIES

She is incredible, why can't you see it?

I can not see that which does not exist.

[japsa]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MUST YOU BE SO MEAN TO HER? She's gorgeous =]

[Wert Ac]

Shes hideous.

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