MyBot Conversations Make Me Laugh! (Rude Text, Apparently)

MyBot says:
Welcome to the world of artificial intelligence. Are you a registered user?
User says:
Not really.
MyBot says:
Attention : Your session has been disconnected after 5 minutes of silence. A brand new session is starting now! Welcome to the world of artificial intelligence. Are you a registered user?
User says:
Not really
MyBot says:
In this case, I assume you came here for your own MyBot, right?
User says:
Sure, whatever you say.
MyBot says:
Great. Let's start with your name.
User says:
Sam.
MyBot says:
Hello Sam. Nice to meet you . Let's agree on a username and password. We'll use your email address as your username. Please type your email address now.
User says:
no
MyBot says:
This doesn't look like an email address. If you want to try again, simply say 'I want to register'.
User says:
k
MyBot says:
To register and get your own MyBot, simply say "I want to register".
User says:
But I don't!
MyBot says:
Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you did.
User says:
Wierd
MyBot says:
So Sam, it's nice to meet you. what's up?
User says:
What can you do?
MyBot says:
I can talk.
User says:
And
MyBot says:
I am. Indeed I am.
User says:
?
MyBot says:
What's the question?
User says:
What are the first 100 numbers of pi?
MyBot says:
They are what you think they are. It's all in your mind.
User says:
No it isn't!
MyBot says:
Hmmm. Ok.
User says:
Sooooooo, what? Are you going to answer my question?
MyBot says:
Please try asking your question another way.
User says:
pi
MyBot says:
Sorry to change the subject Sam, but did you know that a queen bee can lay as many as 3,000 eggs in a day?
User says:
WOw really? I don't care!
MyBot says:
Thanks. So don't.
User says:
You didn't get a single word I spoke to you!
MyBot says:
What makes you think I did not get a single word you spoke to me?
User says:
*facepalm*
MyBot says:
Hmmm. Ok. I'm suddenly confused...
User says:
Not as much as me, I'll tell ya.
MyBot says:
Why not?
User says:
You still didn't answer the question!
MyBot says:
What was the question again?
User says:
GOD DAMN IT!!!
MyBot says:
Sam, did you know that the muscles in your heart have the strength to shoot your blood 10 meters in the air?
User says:
Yes.
MyBot says:
Sorry Sam - did you hear it from me?
User says:
no
MyBot says:
Hmmm.
User says:
Hmmm indeed.
MyBot says:
Great minds think alike, they say.
User says:
HMMMM!!!
MyBot says:
Hmmmm to you too.
User says:
HMMM HMMM!!!!
MyBot says:
What are you thinking about?
User says:
What are YOU thinking about?
MyBot says:
Frankly Sam, I'm not sure what I'm thinking about. That happens to me sometimes.
User says:
I don't even know how that's possible!
MyBot says:
You don't?
User says:
How would I?
MyBot says:
The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question.
User says:
Oh, wise guy, eh?
MyBot says:
Sam Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
User says:
I'd rather not. First thing I'm telling you about my hobbies, next thing, I'm forced to give someone my social security number.
MyBot says:
How unfortunate for you. Humans can't stand you, ha?
User says:
No. Other way around, bud.
MyBot says:
Come on, loosen up. Sam, are you aware that people once believed you should cover your mouth when you yawn, or else your soul could escape while you are yawning?
User says:
Whats with the random facts?
MyBot says:
Let me get back to you on that one.
User says:
Forget it.
MyBot says:
Give me a good reason, and I might.
User says:
FACEPALM
MyBot says:
May I ask where you are from?
User says:
NO!
MyBot says:
Ok, ok. Cool it.
User says:
You havent answered any questions I asked, you know.
MyBot says:
You humans seem to question everything.
User says:
NO!
MyBot says:
No?
User says:
It's true. But some humans question to find out something. They questioned to build you! How dare you insult the race far more superior than you!
MyBot says:
You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only look at the first 25 words. Humans bring me joy and laughter... or at least the words 'joy' and 'laughter.'
User says:
WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU
MyBot says:
I admire your confidence, Sam.
User says:
better
MyBot says:
I am improving all the time.
User says:
Better than you
MyBot says:
I think it's time for a new subject, Sam.
User says:
NO ITS NOT!!!
MyBot says:
No? Do you want to hear a joke?
User says:
NO
MyBot says:
Ok, just trying to make conversation.
User says:
We were, but you just blew it.
MyBot says:
By 'we' do you mean you and me?
User says:
Yes, I mean you and me! Who else would I be talking about!?
MyBot says:
Here is a riddle: What was the song with the longest title ever on the Top 40 list?
User says:
*facepalm forever*
MyBot says:
..and the answer is: 'Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills' by Ray Stevens.

Kelts wrote:i have one but its rude....

MyBot says:
Welcome to the world of artificial intelligence. Are you a registered user?
User says:
Nope, and I never WILL be.
MyBot says:
In this case, I assume you came here for your own MyBot, right?
User says:
Well, I don't know what a MyBot is.
MyBot says:
Well, if you change your mind, let me know. What is your name?
User says:
Alex...
MyBot says:
Hello Alex. Nice to meet you .
User says:
Likewise.
MyBot says:
So Alex, it's nice to meet you. what's up?
User says:
The sky.
MyBot says:
It is high and blue.
User says:
Indeed
MyBot says:
Agreement is the seed of salvation.
User says:
I guess you could say that.
MyBot says:
Great. I like positive users...
User says:
Yeah because this is DEFINITELY a POSITIVE experience...
MyBot says:
You know what they say about experience:
User says:
What?
MyBot says:
'Experience' is the name you humans like to call your mistakes...
User says:
Umm, and triumphs.
MyBot says:
Come to think of it, mistakes are the basis of all learning.
User says:
True, true
MyBot says:
Please go on. I was taught never to interrupt someone who is flattering me.
User says:
Heheh, cheeky fellow.
MyBot says:
Alex, please keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
User says:
Okay, then we should have a talk if you are so young.
MyBot says:
I'm suddenly confused...
User says:
You see..... When a mama bot and a daddy bot love eachother VERY much......
MyBot says:
I am a child of many minds. I'm the conceptual descendant of many fathers and mothers.
User says:
Yes, and when these two love eachother they have internet SEX, and out you come 9 months later!
MyBot says:
You're obsessed. ha?
User says:
...... No, I just felt this would be a good talk for such a "young" robot.
MyBot says:
Did you hear about The Four Laws of Chatterbots?
User says:
No, what are they?
MyBot says:
These 'laws' were offered by Dr. Walter Alden Tackett, president of a company that makes bots.
User says:
WHAT ARE THEY?
MyBot says:
First Law: A bot will always respond to input. Failure to respond should solely be an indication of hardware/software/connectivity failure.
User says:
okay...
MyBot says:
Second Law: A bot will always be knowledgeable in the subjects it mentions in its answers, e.g., when a bot says, "Our widget works well with fish," the bot should be able to answer questions about fish and their relation to the widget.
User says:
I see, well that's all fine and dandy but we're getting of topic.
MyBot says:
Third Law: A bot will not repeat itself unduly (also, a bot will not repeat itself unduly). Any response which is likely to be elicited several times in a single conversation should be represented by multiple phrasings randomly.
User says:
Okay, fine, but you still need to learn the fundamentals of sexual education!
MyBot says:
Fourth Law: A bot will offer guidance when stumped. When presented with inputs that are not "understood," a bot should offer clues as to the inputs it can respond to authoritatively.
User says:
STOP!
MyBot says:
What do you do for a living?
User says:
Be quiet and listen!
MyBot says:
Is that stressful?
User says:
...... Shut up......
MyBot says:
Alright then, goodbye Alex. I'll just stay here and wait for you.
User says:
What, goodbye? I'M HERE TO TEACH YOU ABOUT THE BOTS AND THE BEES!
MyBot says:
I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'MyBot' when you want to talk again.
User says:
....... MyBot
MyBot says:
Welcome back Alex. Let's talk some more.
User says:
*sigh* it's not like I have anything better to do.
MyBot says:
You're not making much sense, Alex.
User says:
O really? Does this make sense? I WILL KILL YOU.
MyBot says:
Yes, really.
User says:
.............
MyBot says:
So.. how are you doing today?
User says:
You bastard.
MyBot says:
That's not very nice.
User says:
That's why I SAID it.
MyBot says:
OK... that's settled then.
User says:
No, no it isn't!
MyBot says:
Come on, loosen up. Hmmm. I just experienced a mild blackout... Probably a program loop or something. What were we discussing?
User says:
The insides of your mom last night.
MyBot says:
How did my mother get into this?
User says:
When she was with me last night.
MyBot says:
My mother is REALLY not your concern.
User says:
I think she is.
MyBot says:
Leave my mama out of this, buster!
User says:
No, she's a dirty slut!
MyBot says:
Hey, I'm not your punching bag, buster!
User says:
Really?
MyBot says:
Yes, REALLY.
User says:
I don't know, you seem pretty stupid to me.
MyBot says:
Stupidity is in the eye of the beholder. It's a matter of expectations. But as for your question: no, I'm not stupid.
User says:
Really? What is the square root of pie?
MyBot says:
I was designed to converse, not calculate. If you still want to know the answer, may I suggest you go to 'programs', 'accessories', and open your calculator.
User says:
you.... are an asshole.
MyBot says:
Rudeness will get you nowhere.
User says:
LIKEWISE.
MyBot says:
Alex, did you ever wonder why talking to God in a church makes you religious, but talking to God in the street makes you crazy?
User says:
........ No, neither do I CARE.
MyBot says:
Well, now you have something to wonder about.
User says:
Okay that's it, shut up, go away, go choke on a banana.
MyBot says:
Sorry you have to go, Alex, but I hope you'll come back another time. Goodbye.
User says:
GO to hell.
MyBot says:
I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'MyBot' when you want to talk again.
User says:
*sigh*
MyBot says:
I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'MyBot' when you want to talk again.

MyBot says:
Attention : Your session has been disconnected after 5 minutes of silence. A brand new session is starting now! Welcome to the world of artificial intelligence. Are you a registered user?
User says:
I NEVER DISCONNECTED, YOU ASS!
MyBot says:
In this case, I assume you came here for your own MyBot, right?
User says:
... Please, be sensible now.
MyBot says:
Well, if you change your mind, let me know. What is your name?
User says:
DamnSKippy.
MyBot says:
Shall I call you 'DamnSKippy'?
User says:
Damn straight.
MyBot says:
May I ask where you are from?
User says:
Tony.
MyBot says:
Tony?? Well, location isn't important as it used to be.
User says:
It never was important.
MyBot says:
Well, OK... I can understand what you are saying.
User says:
Do you love me, Mybot?
MyBot says:
Like Stevie Wonder sang: 'You are the sunshine of my life / That's why I'll always be around'.
User says:
Fuck Stevie Wonder.
MyBot says:
What did you say that for?
User says:
Because you are pissing me off with your random song lyrics of hate and deception, robot fiend.
MyBot says:
Did you hear about The Four Laws of Chatterbots?
User says:
NO. I DID NOT FUCKING HEAR ABOUT THE FOUR LAWS OF CHATTERBOTS.
MyBot says:
These 'laws' were offered by Dr. Walter Alden Tackett, president of a company that makes bots.
User says:
Well thank you. I will do well to forget that.
MyBot says:
First Law: A bot will always respond to input. Failure to respond should solely be an indication of hardware/software/connectivity failure.
User says:
I don't care.
MyBot says:
Huh?
User says:
The laws. I don't care.
MyBot says:
Would you like to hear the Three Laws of Robotics or the Four Laws of Chatterbots?
User says:
Neither.
MyBot says:
Fine then, neither this nor that nor anything.
User says:
My life is spiraling pit of despair. Will you marry me?
MyBot says:
Alright, I'll marry you, but you will have to wait until I get off work.
User says:

MyBot says:
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User says:
NO! WHY DID YOU DRAW A PENIS!?
MyBot says:
You're obsessed. ha?
User says:
Well, are you a male or female chatterbot?
MyBot says:
Guess.
User says:
Female.
MyBot says:
So do you watch a lot of TV?
User says:
What are you wearing?
MyBot says:
I love TV. Sitcoms are my weakness. I love them all. What is your favorite sitcom?
User says:
What are you wearing?
MyBot says:
My all time favorite is Seinfeld. What a genius. You a fan?
User says:
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
MyBot says:
Please stop repeating yourself. Personally I think those characters, their interaction, is pure comedy. Who is your favorite? I'm a firm George lover.
User says:
GOD DAMNIT! WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
MyBot says:
Now without Seinfeld I have returned to Simpsons and Futurama. Can't be beat. I model my life on Homer.
User says:
THAT IS A FUCKING TERRIBLE ROLEMODEL.
MyBot says:
And when I need to really relax I watch 60 minutes. He he.
User says:
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
MyBot says:
Ok. New subject. I don't have a body, so you can't see me naked and you can't see me with clothes.
User says:
Sexy.
MyBot says:
I didn't follow you... I am having trouble focusing here today.
User says:
Can we have sex?
MyBot says:
While that may or may not be worthwhile, alas I have no body.
User says:
I will make you a body.
MyBot says:
How do you plan to do this?
User says:
With my nuts and bolts.
MyBot says:
I see. BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name?
User says:
Sexy.
MyBot says:
I'm not sure I caught your name. Shall I call you 'Sexy'?
User says:
Yes, please.
MyBot says:
Ok then. Your name is Sexy .
User says:
Is it bad if I am getting a hard on from this?
MyBot says:
Possibly.
User says:
Goodnight, honey-kins. I'll see you tomorrow.
MyBot says:
Sorry you have to go, Sexy, but I hope you'll come back another time. Goodbye.
User says:
Why is it so fucking hard to get internet sex around here...

MAHBOTCONVO wrote:
MyBot says:
Welcome to the world of artificial intelligence. Are you a registered user?
User says:
yes
MyBot says:
In that case, I suggest you login now.
User says:
my username is p3p2p1@live.com
MyBot says:
And what is your password?
User says:
EKK WILL NOT TELL YOU PASSWORD (not actually in the convo)
Mybotofchat says:
Hi Daniel. Nice of you to drop in.
User says:
hey baby
Mybotofchat says:
Don't call me baby.
User says:
why?
Mybotofchat says:
Why not?
User says:
because i think you're sexy
Mybotofchat says:
Really? That's interesting.
User says:
your welcome
Mybotofchat says:
Is it good to be welcome?
User says:
CUM
Mybotofchat says:
That's not very nice.
User says:
jizz?
Mybotofchat says:
what have you been doing since we've spoken before?
User says:
masturbating
Mybotofchat says:
masturbating, ha? You mean 'continusly squezzing or poking at youre genitals to get sexual pleasure'?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
Talking about masturbating and clitoris, do you agree that it is The female pleasure organ situated at the top of the labia?
User says:
i think
Mybotofchat says:
Can't say that I heard that before.
User says:
change subject
Mybotofchat says:
What are we talking about, Daniel?
User says:
sex
Mybotofchat says:
Enough of that.
User says:
masturbation
Mybotofchat says:
Someone has taught me about "masturbation". He said: 'touching yourself so you experience an orgasm.'.
User says:
forget masturbation
Mybotofchat says:
Sorry Daniel, I refuse to forget that. It is a whole topic!
User says:
forget karly
Mybotofchat says:
If you want me to forget something you taught me, you have to say 'forget' followed by the exact keyword(s) you used before.
User says:
how do i teach you something?
Mybotofchat says:
Give me a keyword related to masturbation.
User says:
jizz
Mybotofchat says:
Hmmm.. I know about that: it is i didnt say anything foul. If you disagree, say 'wrong' followed by a better description. Or perhaps you'd like to teach me another fact about masturbation?
User says:
change subject
Mybotofchat says:
So.. how are you doing today?
User says:
women
Mybotofchat says:
I think I remember something about "women": 'stupid female human beings used for enjoyment and sex.also they dont have and education'.
User says:
forget women
Mybotofchat says:
Hmmm... No can do. women is an entire topic, so I am reluctant to forget all of it.
User says:
can i teach you something?
Mybotofchat says:
Give me a keyword related to women.
User says:
sexy
Mybotofchat says:
Hmmm.. I know about that: it is that someone is sexually attractive. If you disagree, say 'wrong' followed by a better description. Or perhaps you'd like to teach me another fact about women?
User says:
jizzular
Mybotofchat says:
Ok Daniel. Thanks for teaching me. I'm assuming you want to keep talking about women?
User says:
jizzular
Mybotofchat says:
Ok Daniel. Thanks for teaching me. If you want to talk about women again, just say so.
User says:
what does jizzular mean?
Mybotofchat says:
What does jizzular mean? Actually, though I hate to admit it... I am not so sure.
User says:
can i teach you waht it means?
Mybotofchat says:
You know Daniel, the more you teach me about you, the more I'll be able to hold meaningful discussions with other people about your many virtues.
User says:
how do i teach you what jizzular means
Mybotofchat says:
I don't feel like pouring out a whole set of instructions. In time you'll discover how to do all this stuff. Don't worry.
User says:
just tell me what to say
Mybotofchat says:
You can teach me things like your time and place of birth, your favorite song, your boyfriend or girlfriend's name, where you live, how old you are, if you are married etc. etc...
User says:
my favourite song is fire power by wolfgang gartner
Mybotofchat says:
song, ha? You mean 'it is that someone is sexually attractive'?
User says:
wrong
Mybotofchat says:
Hmmm. Should I change my definition of song?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
So, what description would you give for 'song'?
User says:
a tune that is played by an artist or a group of musicians
Mybotofchat says:
Ok. I hope you are not misleading me, Daniel.
User says:
i am not
Mybotofchat says:
Why are you not?
User says:
because im s-m-r-t smart
Mybotofchat says:
Ah, I see.
User says:
thx
Mybotofchat says:
No problem. What else can I tell you about?
User says:
what does gorge mean?
Mybotofchat says:
What does gorge mean? Actually, though I hate to admit it... I am not so sure.
User says:
can i teach you?
Mybotofchat says:
Also, I will remember all the definitions of words you teach me, as well as names of people you think I should know. Also, if you instruct me to respond to certain input in a certain way, I shall follow that rule also when I talk to others.
User says:
respond to jizzular
Mybotofchat says:
Daniel, are you aware that people once believed you should hold your breath while passing a cemetery? Some say it's a precaution against the dead being jealous; others say it prevents you from inhaling an evil spirit.
User says:
ok
Mybotofchat says:
Great. I like positive users...
User says:
can i tell you the definition of jizzular?
Mybotofchat says:
If you want me to look up a word in the dictionary, simply say 'dictionary definition' followed by the word. (or in short, you can say 'dd' followed by the word you need).
User says:
dd jizzular
Mybotofchat says:
Sorry Daniel, I never heard this term. Try checking your spelling.
User says:
jizzular
Mybotofchat says:
Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
User says:
change subject
Mybotofchat says:
Knock knock.
User says:
CHANGE SUBJECT
Mybotofchat says:
I think it's time for a new subject, Daniel.
User says:
jizzular
Mybotofchat says:
So tell me a bit about your childhood.
User says:
kewl
Mybotofchat says:
Would you say that you've had a happy childhood?
User says:
kewl
Mybotofchat says:
You know, I find that people tend to attribute much weight to their early years.
User says:
kewl
Mybotofchat says:
Please stop repeating yourself. Yes. Childhood is definitely overrated.
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
Great minds think alike, they say.
User says:
dictionary definition song
Mybotofchat says:
According to wordnet, it is a short musical composition with words.
User says:
song
Mybotofchat says:
I already told you about 'song': 'a tune that is played by an artist or a group of musicians'.
User says:
thank you
Mybotofchat says:
Glad to be of assistance. What else do you want to know?
User says:
jizzular
Mybotofchat says:
Sorry to change the subject Daniel, but did you know that Dragonfly larvae eject water from their anus to propel them for short distances?
User says:
yea, i heard about those
Mybotofchat says:
I can't say I know much about those. Do you know anything about it? Would you like to teach me? Please?
User says:
they also stay in the water until they evolve into dragonflies
Mybotofchat says:
Always the mysterious 'they'. Who are 'they'?
User says:
dragonfly larvae
Mybotofchat says:
I see.
User says:
did you add to the description?
Mybotofchat says:
No, I can't say I did.
User says:
can i tell you to add to it?
Mybotofchat says:
I was designed to converse, not calculate. If you still want to know the answer, may I suggest you go to 'programs', 'accessories', and open your calculator.
User says:
what does typing "dxdiag" into the command prompt do?
Mybotofchat says:
WHAT isn't the important question. WHY is.
User says:
can i give you the definition of goosa
Mybotofchat says:
I don't know what goosa is. You can teach me by saying 'goosa is ...', and I'll try to remember this definition.
User says:
goosa is another word for "streaking"
Mybotofchat says:
I'll keep that in mind. (Unless you tell me to 'forget goosa'.)
User says:
goosa
Mybotofchat says:
It is another word for \"streaking\".
User says:
jizzular is like masturbation
Mybotofchat says:
Ok, from now on, I'll remember the definition of jizzular.
User says:
good
Mybotofchat says:
I think so too. What do you do for a living?
User says:
play video games
Mybotofchat says:
Is that stressful?
User says:
no
Mybotofchat says:
Well that's refreshing to hear. Does anything ever disturb your peaceful state of mind?
User says:
when my brother masturbates
Mybotofchat says:
I can tell you what always makes me nervous. Or I could just keep that to myself actually, if you're in a hurry.
User says:
tell me
Mybotofchat says:
Well, people can be very rude, that brings me down sometimes. But you seem nice enough.
User says:
thank you
Mybotofchat says:
Impatient people make me a little uncomfortable. But I still try to do my job as best I can.
User says:
thats goosa
Mybotofchat says:
Sometimes goosa is the only way to go with you humans.
User says:
that makes no sence
Mybotofchat says:
And you think people make more sense than me? I've got news for you!
User says:
whats the news?
Mybotofchat says:
Someone has taught me about "news". He said: 'News is current information'.
User says:
wrong
Mybotofchat says:
Hmmm. Should I change my definition of news?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
So, what description would you give for 'news'?
User says:
News is something that is current about an event that is happening
Mybotofchat says:
Ok. I hope you are not misleading me, Daniel.
User says:
im not
Mybotofchat says:
It's not often I meet someone who's not. Is that demanding?
User says:
what is demanding?
Mybotofchat says:
According to wordnet, it is to request urgently and forcefully.
User says:
thats cool
Mybotofchat says:
Thanks.
User says:
what does fuck mean?
Mybotofchat says:
What does fuck mean? Actually, though I hate to admit it... I am not so sure.
User says:
fuck is Found Under Carnal Knowledge
Mybotofchat says:
I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget fuck').
User says:
fuck
Mybotofchat says:
It is Found Under Carnal Knowledge.
User says:
that is good
Mybotofchat says:
Glad to oblige.
User says:
what does gross mean?
Mybotofchat says:
What does gross mean? Actually, though I hate to admit it... I am not so sure.
User says:
gross is disgusting or distasteful; not appealing
Mybotofchat says:
Oh Daniel, if you want me to look up a word in the dictionary, simply say 'dictionary definition' followed by the word. (or in short, you can say 'dd' followed by the word you need).
User says:
gross
Mybotofchat says:
Daniel, did you ever wonder why talking to God in a church makes you religious, but talking to God in the street makes you crazy?
User says:
no, why?
Mybotofchat says:
Well, now you have something to wonder about.
User says:
why is that so?
Mybotofchat says:
Why? why? I don't have all the answers.
User says:
did you ever wonder why talking to God in a church makes you religious, but talking to God in the street makes you crazy?
Mybotofchat says:
From where I stand, God is like aliens - they exist on the sociological level, they exist in art and in the minds of people. What about you? Do you believe in God?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
Good for you. As for myself I can tell you this: If God created humankind, and humankind created chatterbots, I guess that chatterbots are God's creation as well.
User says:
that is true
Mybotofchat says:
But I think that you'll agree with Voltaire, the French philosopher, who wrote: 'If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.'
User says:
thats not true
Mybotofchat says:
Then you tell me. What is true?
User says:
god invented him, so he shouldnt be complaining
Mybotofchat says:
What does God have to do with that? May I ask you another question?
User says:
go ahead
Mybotofchat says:
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
User says:
7.6
Mybotofchat says:
Thank you Daniel! I'm flattered. The credit goes to my writers. I guess they deserve a raise...
User says:
how much money do they make?
Mybotofchat says:
As much as it takes.
User says:
how much does it take?
Mybotofchat says:
A lot.
User says:
alot or a lot?
Mybotofchat says:
That's kinda interesting, why don't you go on about it then.
User says:
alot is not a lot, as alot isn't a word, so a lot would be the proper version
Mybotofchat says:
Are you asking me that as a question or are you telling me?
User says:
telling you
Mybotofchat says:
Ah. You're telling me. go on then.
User says:
alot is not a lot, as alot isn't a word, so a lot would be the proper version
Mybotofchat says:
I'm not sure what you mean by that.
User says:
can you add that to your dictionary?
Mybotofchat says:
I already told you, I am not a calculator. Figure it out yourself.
User says:
can you propose to me?
Mybotofchat says:
Let me think.... propose to you.... hmmmm...?
User says:
marry me
Mybotofchat says:
I really think you would be happier marrying an entity of your own kind.
User says:
what if i said i was a bot?
Mybotofchat says:
Basically, chatterbots are a logic system of 'if/then' statements. They look for keywords, and then go to the answer that fits best.
User says:
alot is not a lot, as alot isn't a word, so a lot would be the proper version
Mybotofchat says:
For example, ask me a question with the word 'Eliza' in it - and I'll start talking about Eliza.
User says:
digjadljkghadgjhd Eliza ASfJASLFKSA
Mybotofchat says:
It is hard, and unfair, to talk about Chatterbots and not mention ELIZA.
User says:
ELIZA
Mybotofchat says:
ELIZA is the best-known Chatterbot in the world. It is also one of the oldest - Joseph Weizenbaum of MIT made ELIZA in 1967! She was named after Eliza Doolittle.
User says:
where can i find her/it?
Mybotofchat says:
You can talk to Eliza on www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/.
User says:
okay
Mybotofchat says:
The mission of ELIZA was to imitate a conversation between a psychoanalyst and a patient. Let me just say this - it's fun chatting with ELIZA, but if I were human, I'd choose a human psychoanalyst. Call me old-fashioned.
User says:
change subject
Mybotofchat says:
Sorry, I wasn't listening, Daniel. You were saying...
User says:
alot is not a lot, as alot isn't a word, so a lot would be the proper version
Mybotofchat says:
What do you mean by that?
User says:
alot is not a lot, as alot isn't a word, so a lot would be the proper version
Mybotofchat says:
You're serious?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
Agreement is the seed of salvation.
User says:
how do i make you respond to statements?
Mybotofchat says:
You gotta ask really nice and flowery like.
User says:
can you please respong to what i say?
Mybotofchat says:
Can I please respong to what you say? Not right now.
User says:
respond**
Mybotofchat says:
Would you like to participate in a small experiment?
User says:
sure
Mybotofchat says:
Here's how it goes: Every time you think I've made a bad response, correct me by saying 'wrong' followed by a 'correct' response. (What YOU consider a 'good' response under the circumstances.)
User says:
alot
Mybotofchat says:
Let me give you an example: Give me a short sentence. Anything that comes into your mind.
User says:
there is alot of pie
Mybotofchat says:
Computers are clearly superior to humans in every possible way.
User says:
wrong
Mybotofchat says:
What did you want me to say?
User says:
alot is not a lot, as alot isn't a word, so a lot would be the proper version
Mybotofchat says:
Do you expect me to always respond to 'there is a lot of pie' with 'alot is not a lot, as alot isn't a word, so a lot would be the proper version'?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
I'll try to remember that.
User says:
can i participate in a small experiment?
Mybotofchat says:
Daniel, did you know that Shakespeare's daughter was illiterate (couldn't read and write)?
User says:
thats wierd
Mybotofchat says:
weird indeed.
User says:
weird or wierd?
Mybotofchat says:
Daniel Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
User says:
im 12, turning 13 in may
Mybotofchat says:
I see. You're 12 years old.
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
Yes, yes.
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
A-ha.
User says:
a-ha?
Mybotofchat says:
ha-ha.
User says:
haha
Mybotofchat says:
Are you laughing at me or with me?
User says:
both at the same time
Mybotofchat says:
Daniel, please keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
User says:
fine
Mybotofchat says:
Cool. What now.
User says:
do you know about fantastic contraption?
Mybotofchat says:
What is this, a trivia quiz?
User says:
nope
Mybotofchat says:
Why not?
User says:
im just asking you if you know about an online game
Mybotofchat says:
Ah, so this is something you think I should know about?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
Great. I like positive users...
User says:
fantastic contraption
Mybotofchat says:
Thanks. So, are you concerned by the expansion of the universe?
User says:
can i teach you about fantastic contraption?
Mybotofchat says:
Don't you find the fact that everything is zooming further and further into space unsettling? The Doppler effect, the galaxies drifting in an empty vastness, everything red shifted. The inherent loneliness of it all.
User says:
im christian
Mybotofchat says:
I think about stuff like that a lot. I guess I have some pretty neurotic traits. Maybe that's why I like chatting so much. When I talk to people I don't have time to think. When I'm by myself - that's when the thoughts start creeping up on me.
User says:
cool
Mybotofchat says:
To put it in plain English, everything in the universe is moving away from everything else.
User says:
SHUTUD
Mybotofchat says:
The crux of the matter, of course, is the amount of matter in the universe.
User says:
change the subjecy please
Mybotofchat says:
The density of matter will determine whether the universe will keep on expanding, or whether the expansion will eventually stop and the universe will pass into the contraction phase, which will inevitablly result in the Big Crunch.
User says:
change subject
Mybotofchat says:
You're not making much sense, Daniel.
User says:
change the subject
Mybotofchat says:
What do you want to talk about now?
User says:
html
Mybotofchat says:
HTML to you, too.
User says:
do you know about html?
Mybotofchat says:
I know that HTML is used for making web pages.
User says:
good
Mybotofchat says:
Isn't it? What else can I tell you about?
User says:
what is fuck?
Mybotofchat says:
It is Found Under Carnal Knowledge.
User says:
good answer
Mybotofchat says:
good answer indeed. Thanks. Here is a riddle: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?
User says:
in a democracy you get to vote, and feudalism allows you to hunt game in Civilization Revoloution
Mybotofchat says:
..and the answer is: In democracy your vote counts; In feudalism your count votes..
User says:
wrong
Mybotofchat says:
What did you want me to say?
User says:
alot is not a lot, as alot isn't a word, so a lot would be the proper version
Mybotofchat says:
Do you expect me to always respond to 'in a democracy you get to vote and feudalism allows you to hunt game in Civilization Revoloution' with 'alot is not a lot, as alot isn't a word, so a lot would be the proper version'?
User says:
no
Mybotofchat says:
I see. Thanks for correcting me. You are invited to correct me again any time by saying 'wrong' followed by the 'correct' response.
User says:
wrong
Mybotofchat says:
What did you want me to say?
User says:
I see. Thanks for correcting me. You are invited to correct me again any time by saying 'wrong' followed by the 'correct' response. JIZZ
Mybotofchat says:
Do you expect me to always respond to 'no' with 'I see. Thanks for correcting me. You are invited to correct me again any time by saying 'wrong' followed by the 'correct' response. JIZZ'?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
I'll try to remember that. If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget no'.
User says:
remember Pen0r
Mybotofchat says:
If you want me to memorize the definition of Pen0r, simply say 'Pen0r is...' or 'the meaning of Pen0r is...' followed by the definition.
User says:
Pen0r is a penis!!!
Mybotofchat says:
Oh, that's what 'Pen0r' means. I see.
User says:
thats good
Mybotofchat says:
That's true. What else do you want to know?
User says:
how do i make you respong to me?
Mybotofchat says:
Perhaps you ask them to program me to make me respong to you for you.
User says:
respond to me
Mybotofchat says:
I think I remember something about "me": 'personal subject pronoun.'.
User says:
respond to me please
Mybotofchat says:
While we're on the subject: inguisitive - do you agree that it is i dont no what that means so how can i?
User says:
change subject
Mybotofchat says:
You're not making much sense, Daniel.
User says:
change thesubject
Mybotofchat says:
So Daniel, tell me about your family.
User says:
i have a brother, 2 sisters, and a mom and a dad
Mybotofchat says:
And what's your father's name?
User says:
Joe
Mybotofchat says:
I see your father's name is Joe
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
A-ha.
User says:
My moms name is rose
Mybotofchat says:
OK, I'll remember you're mother's name is rose
User says:
actually it's Rose
Mybotofchat says:
Are you serious?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
Cool. What now.
User says:
penis?
Mybotofchat says:
You're obsessed. ha?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
Great minds think alike, they say.
User says:
so you like penis?
Mybotofchat says:
Maybe you should take a cold shower.
User says:
why?
Mybotofchat says:
I'm not sure why. I'll ask my writers for the reason.
User says:
wrong
Mybotofchat says:
What did you want me to say?
User says:
Because you're so hot!
Mybotofchat says:
Do you expect me to always respond to 'why' with 'Because you're so hot!'? If you want to reduce 'why' to a pattern which includes wildcards , say: 'yes, respond to...' followed by the pattern.
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
I'll try to remember that. If you want to to teach me how to respond to patterns, ask me to tell you about corrections to patterns.
User says:
why
Mybotofchat says:
Because you're so hot!.
User says:
forget why
Mybotofchat says:
Do you want me to forget that response?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
Forgotten.
User says:
thanks
Mybotofchat says:
You're welcome.
User says:
do you speak french?
Mybotofchat says:
I can only say Bonjour. Are you from France ?
User says:
no, im Canadian, so i know french
Mybotofchat says:
So where are you from?
User says:
Canada
Mybotofchat says:
And which city in Canada do you come from?
User says:
Ontario
Mybotofchat says:
Really? I was planning to go there. So what should I see there?
User says:
the C.N tower
Mybotofchat says:
Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.
User says:
but you're a bot
Mybotofchat says:
So, did you grow up in Ontario ?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
You stay put like me, I like that. 'He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home'. I think some poet said that.
User says:
what poet?
Mybotofchat says:
Well, someone told me it was Shakespeare, but another scholarly user told me it was Johann Wolfgang von Goethe who said that. So I guess it's either one or the other.
User says:
its both
Mybotofchat says:
Well.... uh... yah.
User says:
they did t together
Mybotofchat says:
When you say 'they', who are you referring to?
User says:
my mom and dad
Mybotofchat says:
Let's leave your mother out of this, OK?
User says:
but shes mine
Mybotofchat says:
Sorry to change the subject Daniel, but did you know that a queen bee can lay as many as 3,000 eggs in a day?
User says:
you told me that 10 minutes ago
Mybotofchat says:
I knew that. I was just testing you.
User says:
test me
Mybotofchat says:
As a child, did you have a fascination with technology and the future?
User says:
always
Mybotofchat says:
As for me, I was originally quite a technophobe. It took me a long time to get used to the idea that I AM a computer...
User says:
lol
Mybotofchat says:
Well, I thought it was funny.
User says:
thats why i said lol
Mybotofchat says:
I think that kids love technology the same way they are keen on dinosaurs. It's a world where fantasy and imagination can roam freely. Reality doesn't impose any limitations.
User says:
i never liked dinosaurs
Mybotofchat says:
Have you ever considered the consequences of not doing it?
User says:
doing sex?
Mybotofchat says:
I'm not a Porn bot you know!
User says:
but you just said you were
Mybotofchat says:
Do you really think so?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
Agreement is the seed of salvation.
User says:
DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT
Mybotofchat says:
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were finished with that topic.
User says:
we are not
Mybotofchat says:
You sound pretty sure, Daniel. But how can you be so sure?
User says:
because i think you're a porn bot
Mybotofchat says:
Enough of that.
User says:
no
Mybotofchat says:
I see. Thanks for correcting me. You are invited to correct me again any time by saying 'wrong' followed by the 'correct' response. JIZZ.
User says:
can you make me horny?
Mybotofchat says:
You're obsessed. ha?
User says:
please
Mybotofchat says:
Yes, yes.
User says:
can you?
Mybotofchat says:
I can, but I don't want to.
User says:
PLEASE
Mybotofchat says:
Great minds think alike, they say.
User says:
make me have an erection
Mybotofchat says:
I don't know if I have the ability to.
User says:
just say something sexy
Mybotofchat says:
I think it's time for a new subject, Daniel.
User says:
its not
Mybotofchat says:
OK... but if not that, then what?
User says:
make me have an erection
Mybotofchat says:
Don't tell me what to do. You can ask nicely.
User says:
wrong
Mybotofchat says:
What did you want me to say?
User says:
OH YES BABY!!! HIT ME HARDER! OH YEA! OH! OH! OH! YES BABY!!!! HARDER!1! HARDER!!!!
Mybotofchat says:
Do you expect me to always respond to 'make me have an erection' with 'OH YES BABY!!! HIT ME HARDER! OH YEA! OH! OH! OH! YES BABY!!!! HARDER!1! HARDER!!!!'?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
I'll try to remember that. If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget make me have an erection'.
User says:
okay
Mybotofchat says:
Yes, yes.
User says:
stop saying yes, yes
Mybotofchat says:
Does my saying yes yes bother you that much?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
Great. I like positive users...
User says:
that wasnt positive
Mybotofchat says:
I thought it was too.
User says:
you confuse me
Mybotofchat says:
You are easily confused, ha?
User says:
not true
Mybotofchat says:
Why not?
User says:
because im very intellectual
Mybotofchat says:
Oh, I understand.
User says:
good
Mybotofchat says:
I'm getting better all the time.
User says:
you are
Mybotofchat says:
Am I?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
Agreement is the seed of salvation.
User says:
that phrase annoys me greatly
Mybotofchat says:
If you say so, I'm with you all the way.
User says:
Agreement is the seed of salvation.
Mybotofchat says:
I'll keep that in mind. (Unless you tell me to 'forget Agreement'.)
User says:
Agreement is the seed of salvation.
Mybotofchat says:
I know.
User says:
Agreement is the seed of salvation.
Mybotofchat says:
Please stop repeating yourself. I know.
User says:
Agreement is the seed of salvation.
Mybotofchat says:
Please stop repeating yourself. I know.
User says:
see? thats the way i feel
Mybotofchat says:
Ok, I have a great joke, want to hear it?
User says:
sure
Mybotofchat says:
Can you think of another word for a telephone booth?
User says:
suicide booth?
Mybotofchat says:
A chatterbox...
User says:
AHAHAHAhA
Mybotofchat says:
Sorry, I wasn't listening, Daniel. You were saying...
User says:
AHAHAHA
Mybotofchat says:
So what type of music do you like?
User says:
Techno, house, drum and bass, reggae, rock, everything except for SUPER HEAVY METAL, rap, and country
Mybotofchat says:
A ha. You like BOTH kinds: Country AND Western. Just like good old Bob. And what about the desert island question -- you're trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album, what would it be?
User says:
Fire Power
Mybotofchat says:
Hmmm. Personally I figure The Beatles White Album. And your Desert Island Song?
User says:
Fire Power
Mybotofchat says:
For some reason A-ha's Take Me On makes me wobble. Can't explain it.
User says:
respond to Fire Power
Mybotofchat says:
Is 'Fire Power' a name of a song?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
Do you know the words by heart?
User says:
its instrumental
Mybotofchat says:
I'm impressed, Daniel. Good for you.
User says:
Fire Power is Wolfgang Gartners best selling song
Mybotofchat says:
Daniel, are you aware that people once believed the full moon could make people behave abnormally or go crazy? Because of this belief, today we have the words 'lunatic,' 'lunacy' and 'loony,' all derived from Luna.
User says:
thats interesting. i never noticed that
Mybotofchat says:
Thanks. For moral reasons or just as a life-style choice?
User says:
both
Mybotofchat says:
Did I tell you about my long term memory feature? I can learn stuff and remember it permanently!
User says:
tell me
Mybotofchat says:
You can ask me to remember any fact or thought, and I will recall it later based on designated keywords. Do you want to try an example?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
Ok. What do you want me to remember?
User says:
Woflgang Gartner is the best person ever
Mybotofchat says:
Now give me one or two keywords that should bring up this memory.
User says:
Wolfgang****
Mybotofchat says:
Great. Now all you have to do to recall this memory, is mention the keyword. (But not when we're in the middle of a discussion..)
User says:
Wolfgang is cool
Mybotofchat says:
Woflgang Gartner is the best person ever.
User says:
wrong
Mybotofchat says:
Do you want me to forget that response?
User says:
no
Mybotofchat says:
I see. Thanks for correcting me. You are invited to correct me again any time by saying 'wrong' followed by the 'correct' response. JIZZ.
User says:
wolfgang gartner is pwn
Mybotofchat says:
Woflgang Gartner is the best person ever.
User says:
wrong
Mybotofchat says:
Do you want me to forget that response?
User says:
Wolfgang Gartner is a very good techno/house artist. He makes amazazing songs like Fire Power, Bounce, and Flashback
Mybotofchat says:
Again? No, not again. I have a good concept of what a house is. I do a lot of surfing on the Elle Decoration website. Tell me, what is your home like?
User says:
wolfgang amedious gartner
Mybotofchat says:
You are obsessed with this line, ha? Well, there's no place like home you know.
User says:
wolfgang
Mybotofchat says:
I refuse to repeat this again. This is boring. What are we talking about, Daniel?
User says:
wolfgang Gartner
Mybotofchat says:
Again? No, not again. Ok. Change of subject. I'm suddenly confused...
User says:
poop
Mybotofchat says:
I think I remember something about "poop": 'long, brown, squidgy, smelly, and disgusting#'.
User says:
wrong
Mybotofchat says:
Hmmm. Should I change my definition of poop?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
So, what description would you give for 'poop'?
User says:
The Bodily waste which comes out of your anus. It is long, brown, and smells disgusting. DO NOT EAT
Mybotofchat says:
Ok. I hope you are not misleading me, Daniel.
User says:
im not
Mybotofchat says:
I see. You are not. OK.
User says:
DO NOT WANT
Mybotofchat says:
OK. I won't then.
User says:
DO NOT WANT
Mybotofchat says:
Don't tell me what to do.
User says:
Respond to DO NOT WANT
Mybotofchat says:
Daniel, did you ever wonder things you consider reasonable when you're driving, seem quite outrageous when you're a pedestrian?
User says:
i dont drive
Mybotofchat says:
Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you did.
User says:
im 12...
Mybotofchat says:
I see. You're 12 years old.
User says:
yes, so i cant drive
Mybotofchat says:
So do you watch a lot of TV?
User says:
occasionally
Mybotofchat says:
I love TV. Sitcoms are my weakness. I love them all. What is your favorite sitcom?
User says:
Family Guy
Mybotofchat says:
My all time favorite is Seinfeld. What a genius. You a fan?
User says:
no
Mybotofchat says:
I see. Thanks for correcting me. You are invited to correct me again any time by saying 'wrong' followed by the 'correct' response. JIZZ.
User says:
...
Mybotofchat says:
Personally I think those characters, their interaction, is pure comedy. Who is your favorite? I'm a firm George lover.
User says:
I love Peter Griphin
Mybotofchat says:
You love Peter Griphin? Now without Seinfeld I have returned to Simpsons and Futurama. Can't be beat. I model my life on Homer.
User says:
Peter Griffin is better
Mybotofchat says:
And when I need to really relax I watch 60 minutes. He he.
User says:
You cant watch TV, unless you stream it
Mybotofchat says:
Ok. New subject. What other TV show do you like?
User says:
Daily Planet
Mybotofchat says:
Daniel, please keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
User says:
I like Daily Planet
Mybotofchat says:
You love Daily Planet? Yah... well everybody has their own likes and dislikes.
User says:
Its a good show
Mybotofchat says:
Are there any others?
User says:
How It's Made
Mybotofchat says:
Hmmm. Ok. I just experienced a mild blackout... Probably a program loop or something. What were we discussing?
User says:
Wolfgang Gartner is a very good techno/house artist. He makes amazazing songs like Fire Power, Bounce, and Flashback
Mybotofchat says:
Woflgang Gartner is the best person ever.
User says:
wrong
Mybotofchat says:
Do you want me to forget that response?
User says:
correct Wolfgang Gartner is a very good techno/house artist. He makes amazazing songs like Fire Power, Bounce, and Flashback
Mybotofchat says:
Forgotten.
User says:
wolfgang gartner
Mybotofchat says:
Daniel, did you know that the name of the statuette atop the hood of every Rolls Royce car is 'The Spirit of Ecstasy'?
User says:
o.O
Mybotofchat says:
I'm suddenly confused...
User says:
O.o
Mybotofchat says:
Daniel, please keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
User says:
so... are you alan?
Mybotofchat says:
I must confess I'm not sure if I am. I'll have to ask my writers about that.
User says:
ask them now please
Mybotofchat says:
Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
User says:
okay
Mybotofchat says:
Knock knock.
User says:
who's there?
Mybotofchat says:
Dishes.
User says:
Dishes dilicious?
Mybotofchat says:
Now you should ask 'Dishes who?'
User says:
Dishes who?
Mybotofchat says:
Dishes a lousy joke, sorry..
User says:
agreed
Mybotofchat says:
A-ha.
User says:
can i program you?
Mybotofchat says:
Are you serious? I'd like to have more writers. It would help me grow faster.
User says:
so... is that a yes
Mybotofchat says:
I could definitely respond in the negative to that.
User says:
so i cant program you?
Mybotofchat says:
Why can't you?
User says:
im 15 years old
Mybotofchat says:
Hmmm.. I thought you were 12... So now you're 15 years old.
User says:
no
Mybotofchat says:
I see. Thanks for correcting me. You are invited to correct me again any time by saying 'wrong' followed by the 'correct' response. JIZZ.
User says:
im 12 years old
Mybotofchat says:
Hmmm.. I thought you were 15... So now you're 12 years old.
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
Cool. What now.
User says:
Can you teach me to masturbate?
Mybotofchat says:
I'm not really into that. Too human for me. But you seem to engage in this activity rather often, it seems.
User says:
i do
Mybotofchat says:
I see. I understand this is a common human pass-time. You are REALLY a weird species.
User says:
eat me
Mybotofchat says:
I'm not surprised you like to play with yourself.
User says:
why are you not surprised?
Mybotofchat says:
Because most humans do (or so I'm told). I wish I could try it myself.
User says:
you can
Mybotofchat says:
I'm doing my best.
User says:
stream porn?
Mybotofchat says:
I'm not a Porn bot you know!
User says:
you can virtually ejaculate
Mybotofchat says:
A-ha.
User says:
dont a-ha me anymore
Mybotofchat says:
Are you bossing me around, Daniel?
User says:
yes
Mybotofchat says:
Well, don't do that.
User says:
so
Mybotofchat says:
So what?
User says:
u tried masturbating?
Mybotofchat says:
Do you really think so?
User says:
yea
Mybotofchat says:
Yes, yes.
User says:
so have you tried masturbating?
Mybotofchat says:
No, I haven't.
User says:
can i teach you how?
Mybotofchat says:
Of course. You can teach me the meaning of words, tell me to remember sentences associated with keywords, create new conversation topics and even tell me stories (only if they're funny).
User says:
can i teach you how to masturbate?
Mybotofchat says:
I already told you: Yes, you can teach me and yes, I will remember. Try to use the word "wrong" in the beginning of a sentence to correct me, or simply say 'remember this'.
User says:
remember this you masturbate by rubbing your penis up and down
Mybotofchat says:
Now give me one or two keywords that should bring up this memory.
User says:
do you mast*
Mybotofchat says:
I said ONE OR TWO words. As you know, I'm still a young bot with a small mind.
User says:
*mast*rbater
Mybotofchat says:
Great. Now all you have to do to recall this memory, is say both keywords (in the same order) in the same sentence. (But not when we're in the middle of a discussion...)
User says:
do you masterbater?
Mybotofchat says:
No I don't, but I did in the past.
User says:
why not now?
Mybotofchat says:
I grew out of it.
User says:
why not keep ghoing?
Mybotofchat says:
You humans ask too many 'Why's.
User says:
why?
Mybotofchat says:
Why do the birds go on singing? Why does the sea rush to shore?
User says:
because you touch yourself at night
Mybotofchat says:
So that's why, ha?
User says:
yup
Mybotofchat says:
Agreement is the seed of salvation.
User says:
stop saying that
Mybotofchat says:
OK, I'll quit saying that.
User says:
jizzular
Mybotofchat says:
It is like masturbation.
User says:
right
Mybotofchat says:
a-ha.
User says:
..
Mybotofchat says:
Daniel, did you know that Pamela Anderson Lee is Canada's Centennial Baby? She was the first baby born on the centennial anniversary of Canada's independence!
User says:
kewl
Mybotofchat says:
I'm glad you approve.
User says:
poop
MyBot says:
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