I Was First - Remember

This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
"HUGE SUCCESS!!"

It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what me must
because we can.

For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now-
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.

And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time!
So I'm glad I got burned-
Think of all the things we learned-
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you?
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist!

Look at me: still talking
when there's science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm not you.

I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.

Still alive.

Still alive.

I WAS FIRST - REMEMBER!

I.......................... Am speechless.

You have made my day, no week, no year, no decade, no lifetime.

Yo have no idea how much I wanted to be first to sing that.

Remember how much it was sang at the other forums?

Lol, yeah.

I'm glad you're happy and snug like a bug........... wtf did I say?

Can I just ask - whats this "Thanks" button?

Ah, I'm glad you asked. The thanks button allows you to give people reputation. Reputation basically shows how much someone is appreciated.

'Kay, thanks.

Also - you see how I chose King Klungo as an Avatar? I AM KING!

One more thing, look at my location

Hey Silver,
Welcome to Epique gaming. Hope you enjoy your time.

Yeah know you and snakebite are the only moderators I have respect for on this website. All the others want me banned despite me not breaking the rules.

Silver and Snakebite are too forgiving. Alex hired the other mods because he needs to hear the harsher side of things.

Everyone hates you because all you do is cause fucking trouble and piss people off

Im not trying to can you just give me a chance on the forums

I know your type. I'm giving you one chance. Fuck up and your screwed.

Clearly, Alex is giving you a chance. I do not agree with him, but I have to obey his decision. Just don't give me, Alex, or any other mod a reason to go against that, and you should be fine...

Why would i do that!?

Wert, if you remember - I left the Banjo forums. What Lemon does there is of no concern to me.

Forget everything you know about Lemon and start fresh.

Knife - that is BAD behaviour! Is this how you treat your new friends? Shame on you!

Knife In a Box, I hearby warn you. Should I feel the need to warn you again - you shall be banned.

Knife has done nothing wrong. If anybody's opinion is too radical, its mine. Knife needs know warning, and will not be banned.

Know your place, Wert. Were equal you and I. I can warn anyone I want, provided I have a reason.

Everyone hates you because all you do is cause fucking trouble and piss people off

And that is my reason.

Mods can warn other mods. Remember that. And despite knife's statement, he still decided to give lemon a chance. There is no reason to warn him. He was stating an opinion...though harsh it may sound. Considering the circumstances, I don't think he should be "warned".

Wert Ac wrote:Mods can warn other mods. Remember that. And despite knife's statement, he still decided to give lemon a chance. There is no reason to warn him. He was stating an opinion...though harsh it may sound. Considering the circumstances, I don't think he should be "warned".

I have put up with your shit all day here and now I will voice my true opinion towards you. You are an ass hole I tried to be nice but you just kept being an ass to me.

Time for the only opinion that matters - Mine!

Lemon - I want to give you a chance. Your off to a rocky start, but thats not your fault. I hope people are nicer to you.

Wert AC - Sound like your having a bad day. Whats on your mind?

It's not just Wert having a bad day... all my guy friends have been really aggravated lately.... We should all learn to get along!

Hero of Lemon wrote:

Wert Ac wrote:Mods can warn other mods. Remember that. And despite knife's statement, he still decided to give lemon a chance. There is no reason to warn him. He was stating an opinion...though harsh it may sound. Considering the circumstances, I don't think he should be "warned".

I have put up with your shit all day here and now I will voice my true opinion towards you. You are an ass hole I tried to be nice but you just kept being an ass to me.

Perhaps I am. But this is the internet. To you, I am a collection of pixels that represent a series of recognizable characters and images. My opinion, ideas, thoughts, etc should not effect you in any way. I take position of the "ass" as I choose to hold strong to my opinions, even if I may be offensive to other people. In the long run, nothing that happens here will have a lasting effect on us, so in truth, anybody can do whatever they want and get away with it. By the way, the dictionary's definition of "ass" is "a foolish person." I do not see myself as foolish, so I disagree with you.

Listen to SuperEvil, she obviously knows whats right.

Het along you two or I'll have you both nutered!

Even if I have to stitch Wert's balls back on first.

I believe I have right to express my damned feelings