Your Funniest Moments

by **The Joker** Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:06 pm

Here's a thread where you post your funniest moments. For example, I'll start. \/

Once, I was playing Halo 3 matchmaking on The Pit. I decided to grab a rocket and thought of a phrase. I see an enemy and shout, "Boom said the-ahhhh s***!" because I missed. I turn around and shout again, "Boom said the blind man!" as I fire my rocket. I see another enemy and shout, once again, "Boom said the blind man!". I see an enemy with a sniper and shout."Boom said the blin-s***! The blind man cannot see straight, you ruined it!". Then in my normal voice I say, "Huh, I'm using a rocket and I'm still losing. Peachy."

by Havoc Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:06 pm

I was on COD4 playing michael myers. it was on backlot, so it was kinda fun.
I was michael and i was lookin around for 10 mins. i walk up a set of stairs to find 11 iraqis all hunddled up in a corner. I scream, "ALLLO! IM LINDSEY LOHAN!" and proceded to knife everysingle one of them.

by **TehVal** Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:44 pm

I was playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl online against SyKhotic and Agent Dudeman. They are both pretty good on their own, but being the amazing Smash Bros. player that I am, I took them both out. They were both on a team against me. We were on Kirby's Dreamland stage, the one with Whispy Woods. They tried, but they failed. Hard.

But what was funny about it was my friend, Agent Dudeman, died first and throughout the rest of the match, all he did was sit and curse at me because I always win.

Always.

by **SpeedyBlueDude** Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:36 pm

TehVal wrote:I was playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl online against SyKhotic and Agent Dudeman. They are both pretty good on their own, but being the amazing Smash Bros. player that I am, I took them both out. They were both on a team against me. We were on Kirby's Dreamland stage, the one with Whispy Woods. They tried, but they failed. Hard.

But what was funny about it was my friend, Agent Dudeman, died first and throughout the rest of the match, all he did was sit and curse at me because I always win.

Always.

i was playing Halo Match making and because I thought since we were on different teams my friends couldn't hear me (forgot they could if close enough) and I was fooling around with my team I got the chooper and while trying to splatter my friend was saying "I love motorcycle... I liek to make the car go vrom vrom.... VROM VROM!" Splattered my friends teammate and not her, before I drove off I heard my friend laugh and I just felt so stupid.

by **SilverAntari** Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:17 am

Today I was flicking through the channels on my TV and I came across a cooking show. The man takes a cucumber out of the fridge and shouts "GET TO THE CHOPPER!" and poceeds to use a knife to chop the cucumber.

It made my day.

by **Alex** Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:57 am

TehVal wrote:I was playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl online against SyKhotic and Agent Dudeman. They are both pretty good on their own, but being the amazing Smash Bros. player that I am, I took them both out. They were both on a team against me. We were on Kirby's Dreamland stage, the one with Whispy Woods. They tried, but they failed. Hard.

But what was funny about it was my friend, Agent Dudeman, died first and throughout the rest of the match, all he did was sit and curse at me because I always win.

Always.

You're on.

This weekend.

by **knife in a box** Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:16 pm

SilverAntari wrote:Today I was flicking through the channels on my TV and I came across a cooking show. The man takes a cucumber out of the fridge and shouts "GET TO THE CHOPPER!" and poceeds to use a knife to chop the cucumber.

It made my day.

Hahaha!

I would be sitting on my couch just cracking up

by **oscarstrok** Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:03 pm

when i was walking to school i saw a man carrying a dessert, he tripped up and his face got into the dessert, it was funny (of course i asked if he was allright but he was in a laughing fit with his GURLFRIEND)

by **SilverAntari** Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:16 pm

Last Thursday was Tuxedo Pillow-Fight Day at my school.

Best. Day. Ever.

by **Peanutbutters** Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:39 pm

SilverAntari wrote:Last Thursday was Tuxedo Pillow-Fight Day at my school.

Best. Day. Ever.

I wish i could go to your school!

by **The Joker** Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:43 pm

Oh, I know I will. If all goes as planned...muahahahahahahahahahaha! 8-)

by **knife in a box** Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:36 pm

SilverAntari wrote:Last Thursday was Tuxedo Pillow-Fight Day at my school.

Best. Day. Ever.

Europe is so not fair!

by **The Joker** Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:03 pm

Totally ja!!!!!

by **SilverAntari** Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:36 pm

Some pretty funny things happen in my school.

Once, in the middle of English class, a kid jumped out of the cupboard at the back of the lcass, looked around, frowned and said "This isn't Narnia!"

by **Wert Ac** Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:45 pm

@silver: lmao

I have a lot of funny moments in my programming class. Nerds + nerds who are idiots = my programming class = LOTS of hilarity.

The other day, it was real quiet, and I realized I what I was doing wrong in a program so I yelled "O my god! I figured out whats wrong, I'm such an IDIOT!" Then my teacher was like "Breaking news everybody! Nick is an idiot!" xD

by **SilverAntari** Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:19 pm

Beat this:

I was in Chemistry class when a weird ticking noise started appearing.

My frined Charlotte asked "Whats that ticking?" and my teacher started going "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape"

Then a teacher who was walking past our class room opened the door and went "Dumbledoor!" and left

It was AWESOME!

by **Wert Ac** Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:25 pm

I can beat that.
I gave my friend a banana from my lunch. I told him he should go put it in the urinal in the boy's bathroom...So he did. At the end of the day, we went back, and the banana was splattered all over the place and the peal was laying on the floor xD .

by **SilverAntari** Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:31 pm

As I was sitting in class, a girl came running in, about 30 minutes late, wearing an over-sized dress made out of pink bubble wrap. She then looked around, said "oops, wrong class" and sprinted out.

I really want to know what class she was going to.

by **Wert Ac** Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:34 pm

Dramatics possibly?

One time, a cat fight broke out in the cafeteria. The janitor, Marco (who everybody loves) broke up the fight, declared a winner and called out "keep it clean!" then everybody cheered lol. The fight was supposedly put on youtube but I can never find it <_< .

by **Alex** Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:42 pm

SilverAntari wrote:As I was sitting in class, a girl came running in, about 30 minutes late, wearing an over-sized dress made out of pink bubble wrap. She then looked around, said "oops, wrong class" and sprinted out.

I really want to know what class she was going to.

Silver Antari, you should not be lying!

MY LIFE IS AVERAGE is NOT about YOUR life. Use your brain!

by **SilverAntari** Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:09 am

Alex wrote:
SilverAntari wrote:As I was sitting in class, a girl came running in, about 30 minutes late, wearing an over-sized dress made out of pink bubble wrap. She then looked around, said "oops, wrong class" and sprinted out.

I really want to know what class she was going to.

Silver Antari, you should not be lying!

MY LIFE IS AVERAGE is NOT about YOUR life. Use your brain!

Dude, I was the one who entered that to MLIA!

I entered a few things (I think 4 in total) but I think one or two got rejected.

by **Alex** Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:42 pm

SilverAntari wrote:
Alex wrote:
SilverAntari wrote:As I was sitting in class, a girl came running in, about 30 minutes late, wearing an over-sized dress made out of pink bubble wrap. She then looked around, said "oops, wrong class" and sprinted out.

I really want to know what class she was going to.

Silver Antari, you should not be lying!

MY LIFE IS AVERAGE is NOT about YOUR life. Use your brain!

Dude, I was the one who entered that to MLIA!

I entered a few things (I think 4 in total) but I think one or two got rejected.

........ Are you joking?

I read that two days before you posted it here! AWESOME

by **SilverAntari** Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:08 pm

Alex wrote:
SilverAntari wrote:
Alex wrote:
SilverAntari wrote:As I was sitting in class, a girl came running in, about 30 minutes late, wearing an over-sized dress made out of pink bubble wrap. She then looked around, said "oops, wrong class" and sprinted out.

I really want to know what class she was going to.

Silver Antari, you should not be lying!

MY LIFE IS AVERAGE is NOT about YOUR life. Use your brain!

Dude, I was the one who entered that to MLIA!

I entered a few things (I think 4 in total) but I think one or two got rejected.

........ Are you joking?

I read that two days before you posted it here! AWESOME

Yeah, I'm serious.

I found the site a while ago and had a few stories to tell. They change a few words though (They got rid of the name in my "Ticking" story and replaced it with "Girl")

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