Really Random Things that Embarrassed you... or made things awkward.

For me, I was watching Neon Genesis Evangellion at home one day. My dad asked me "hey, What Cha watching?" Now for those of you who know NGE you will all know half the main characters are emotionally unstable teens who hate them self... the other half are either horny or boring. So anyway my usual description of NGE is "Emo kids who hate them selfs". So me being stupid I responded with "I'm watching emo kids hate their lives... It's cool..."

My dad no longer asks about my anime selection... Ever....

Also after school I was putting my books in my bag. A guy named Ari (His locker's beside me) came up to me. He was trying to say whats-up in a cool way. In stead of saying "What's up G-Dog" Sort of thing he says, "Hey! What's up in the G-Spot"... We laughed for over 5 minutes... then it got really awkward. LOL

What about you people?

Me and my freinds were at a football game and one of my friends took my hat. I hoodied him and jokling tripped him. (he fell) Then he tripped me back. (I fell xD) Then some guy got some cop to come over and break up our so called "fight" and the cop started yelling at us all mad. It got really awkard after that

I scored a really bad own-goal in the District semi-finals in soccer. lol.

One time I used the bathroom and I ran out of toilet paper and I used the cardboard of the roll.


...it hurts...

Oh wow matt.... and saj....

Saj, that wasn't all that funny, just horrifying...

Hmmmmmmm............ I don't think I have anything.

Alex wrote:Saj, that wasn't all that funny, just horrifying...

Oh, come on! That could've happened to you! What else would you do? Use your arm?

Ewwww saj! TMI TMI!!!!!!!!!!!

Sajextryus wrote:One time I used the bathroom and I ran out of toilet paper and I used the cardboard of the roll.


...it hurts...

Wow, way to much information
One time on the slides, my neckless got tangled on the bar on the top of the slide, and I was stuck mid air, so I'm just chocking with a stupid look on my face and I'm kicking and I was screaming but the chocking made my scream sound like I was singing ABC song in a very high picthed voice

Hehe, execution: pre-school style.

Walked in to a public bathroom and the lights were off I turned them on and there was a guy going to the bathroom... awkward

That's.....interesting......

Lovely... just lovely

In hindsight, this was a mistake.

Sajextryus wrote:One time I used the bathroom and I ran out of toilet paper and I used the cardboard of the roll.


...it hurts...

I have done that way to many times. o.0

This one time in band camp. . . . .

Japsa..... bad..... quoting american pie is low. LOL

=O embarrassing things I have done, where do I start.

Not long ago at college I was in a class as normal and I was really, really tired. Now with my course when you are falling asleep in class the teachers make you stand up or go for a run around the college.

I was falling asleep and just before the teacher caught me and asked me to stand up, I GOT A MASSIVE, HUGE, ENORMOUS ERECTION!!

Good to know...

Just pray it doesn't happen to you.

Okay...

Oh wait you don't have a penis! Don't worry it will never happen to you.

That happens to me all the time...... that's why i wear skinny jeans!!!

Skinny jeans are to tight on my package

You mean that foot long thing that I use to please a girl every night? Yeah, I have one.

The Joker wrote:You mean that foot long thing that I use to please a girl every night? Yeah, I have one.

You must be mistaking a foot for a inch and are you drunk or something cause you said you do it with guys.....